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1. |
Jump, Dunk and Whale
02:57
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FUZZO
In the fields of Minnesota, August ’92
The greatest mall ever designed was set to open soon
With a cinnabon, an ice rink and rainforest cafe
Twas the peak of architecture both then and today
But someone was up to something
So made that he was jumping around!
The ghost called Spring Heeled Jack
Planned to tear this mall right back to the ground
Spring Heeled Jack’d been reading Marx for a non-credited course
And he got some big ideas he planned to test by force
But little did he know, two heroes happened to be
In attendance at the ribbon cutting ceremony
Forward for the Utah Jazz,
The Mail Man, also known as Karl Malone!
And with his Orca Dan,
Underwater main man Jacques Cousteu
Oh you know they’re gonna
Jump Dunk and Whale!
As Spring Heeled Jack unveiled himself to assail
The structure of the mall, our two heroes split the throng and prepared.
Well Jacques and Karl shared a look that said let’s go
And Jacques threw some ninja sea stars at that jumpy ghost
And then Karl grabs a basketball from who know where
He passes it to Dan before he takes to the air
A perfect Ally Oop
Dan’s pass a perfect swoop and a dunk
Right on to Jackie’s head
That’s when that ghosty said “i’m sunk!”
Because they’re gonna
Jump Dunk and Whale
A dream team’s your means to prevail
They brought it to the post to send that springy ghost to jail
Yeah you gotta,
Jump Dunk and Whale
When you team up you just can’t fail
Gotta double team your troubles, get your power doubled to prevail!
Yeah you gotta,
Jump Dunk and Whale
When you team up you just can’t fail
Gotta double team your troubles, get your power doubled to prevail!
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2. |
A Complicated Plan
03:13
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VALBORG
Everyone listen close, let’s have another go
At heart this plan is simple-ly complicated
Eventually we’ll warp fold deep into Null space
But first we’ll make some major changes:
PANGLA / FUZZO / HUPH / FELTINA / SONDRA
Switching it up ship wide
Slipping into disguise
Pitch a tent with sting lights
Circus ship we’ll look like
Truth they’ll never surmise
Catch the Null by surprise
Oh oh oh oh!
VALBORG
That’s right and then part two we use a magic act
Distract the Null from what we’re really doing
Dankent and Sondra will set up a net field trap
With lasers on a local moon
While Huph performs and Kvold enjoys
The net is shot and hits
Disabling the power to the ship
PANGLA / FUZZO / HUPH / FELTINA / SONDRA
In the dark and chaos
Power loss is rousing
Valborg will deposit
Drugs into their water
Fuzzo will spread Gossip
Pass out the narcotics
Ai Ai Ai Ai!
VALBORG
This plan has many parts and nothing must go wrong
If we miss a single step, we can kiss our butts so long
Every cog that’s in this clock, require laser focus and total calm
[a scene where they talk through the plan]
Once all the Null are drugged, we slip into phase 3
Bloor and Pangla sneak aboard the Null Treasure Ship
We all will follow, one by one, we’ll say we need
To find the loo and take a piss
The Fartknocker we’ll find and board
And speed out on our way!
Alive a free to head straight for the Brain!
ALL
This plan has many parts and nothing must go wrong
If we miss a single step, we can kiss our butts so long
If we can pull it off, they’ll sing our name in song
VALBORG
So one more time, go:
PANGLA / FUZZO / HUPH / FELTINA / SONDRA
Slipping into disguise
Circus ship we’ll look like
Felt and Huph do magic
Null are all distracted
Laser net is set, shot
Big ship is catch caught
In the dark and chaos
Valborg drugs their water
Fuzzo spread gossip
Hands out the narcotics
Excuse to use the potty
While their heads are foggy
Hop on the Fartknocker
Head off like a rocket!
Ah ah ah ah ah!
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3. |
He’s Going Down
02:11
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VALBORG
Just take a deep breath Val / Keep it under control
Things may seem darkest now, but - you never know
Just need a moment here / just need an open look
One well-placed hunting spear and his goose is cooked
SONDRA
The moment’s growing closer, please be still my beating heart
Just need to figure out a plan to take these jerk apart
Just need a moment and a moment’s all I hope to get
If this guy’s as fearsome as everyone says he is
VALBORG
Everyone hurts
SONDRA
Country on me
FUZZO
I’ll make the move
FELTINA/HUPH
Set us all free
PANGLA
I’ll blow him a kiss! Maybe he’s cute!
BLOOR
Bloor - Bloor Bloor
Bloor Bloor Blooooor
FELTINA/HUPH
Just take a deep breath
VALBORG
Just take a moment, breathe
FELTINA/HUPH
If I don’t take him down, that means defeat
VALBORG
If I don’t take him down
FUZZO
That means that evil wins
PANGLA
If I don’t kiss him maybe he’ll be sad and throw a fit
FELTINA/HUPH
The moment’s growing closer, please be still our beating hearts
SONDRA
Just need to figure out a plan to take these jerks apart
FUZZO
Just need to jump him before he can even blink an eye
ALL
If I don’t make a move, my friends will die
I’ll make my move / They count on me
I’ll be the hero / I need to be
He’s going down / I’ll set us free __________
KVOLD
Yes! There you all are! Dream it. Be it. I’m Velmach Kvold. So I wanted to –
SONDRA / VALBORG / FUZZO / HUPHFELT / PANGLA / BLOOR / DANKENT
Now! (Bloor!)
VALBORG
Sondra, wait, you’re in my-!
VALBORG / SONDRA
Ooof!
FELTINA/HUPH
We’ve got this!
FUZZO
Huphaluphatinga! You can’t fight!
FELTINA/HUPH
Emporer! Let us go!
FUZZO
No! you’ll split apart! I can’t let you do that!
DANKENT
Ok you big - whoa, is that a spear with like a gun on it?
BLOOR
Bloor!!!
DANKENT
Oh, heheh thanks buddy.
PANGLA
My kisses! They are doing nothing! Why!!!? Ouch!
ALL
I made my move / I tried to breathe
I met my match / We met defeat
Is this the end? / Now we must wait and see
Ah oh ah oh ah oh
KVOLD
That was fun you all tried. And failed. But I applaud the effort. But now let’s get to the killing. You first fluffy.
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4. |
Fluff and Fold Medley
04:49
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HUPH
Fuzz fuzz my love
Off into adventure
I guess our time together’s at an end
FELTINA
Fuzz fuzz my love
I’m scared I think I blew it
I’d give anything to do it all again
HUPH
No,
Hold my hand
Just hold my hand
Hold my hand
And we’ll face the end
Though we’ve no face to face it with
Cuz you try the best you can
Yeah you try the best you can
And I’ve loved the best I ever could have loved
FELTINA
Fuzz fuzz my love
My heart it would be breaking
If my heart were in my ankle, it would ache
HUPH
Fuzz fuzz my love
Though we’ve no second chances
I can’t think of any changes I would make
Cuz you try the best you can
Stay alive the best you can
And then you die the best you can
Like here together, foot in hand
Yes, hold my hand
Just you hold my hand
Hold my hand
And we’ll face the light
Just as we’ve faced all - side by side…
Plush love
That’s you
Your heart
Beats true
And you give
And you live
With Plush Love
You gave
Yourself
To save
My felt
And you paid
What you paid
With Plush Love
FELTINA
We’re a bit worse for the wear
Our threads are thin and frayed, it’s true
HUPH
And though we go, I know not where
I know I’m not afraid - I’m with you
FELTINA
Fuzz fuzz my love
I always did unravel with you near
Fuzz fuzz my love
So there’s nowhere that I’d rather be than here
Fuzz fuzz my love
If we were still whole and full today
Fuzz fuzz my love
What would you say?
What would you say?
HUPH
I’d say get over here you big old foot
FELTINA
Are you telling me to… heel?
HUPH
I could slap you for that
FELTINA
Yeah, and not much else
HUPH
Oh, you want to see what this hand can do?
Hold my hand
Hold my hand
HUPH / FELTINA
Hold my hand Fuzz fuzz my love, it’s off into adventure
Hold my hand It’s you and I together till the end
Hold my hand Fuzz fuzz my love, there are no second chances
Hold my hand But I would make no changes to our plans
BOTH
Because you try the best you can
Yes you try the best you can
Feel alive the best you can
Align your life with your best friend
And yes you die the best you can
When you go…
Oh oh oh oh…
Plush love
Plush love
All that’s left
That’s enough
HUPH
Say you will
FELTINA
I say I will
BOTH
For Plush Love
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5. |
Spear Fight Explosion
02:43
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EBB
Eye meets eye
All is quiet
Tension’s high, no one moves… then in a
Crash and swipe
Flash of light, they
Smash and slice, and they’re locked in to a
Spear fight explosion, it’s on!
Til one’s left broken, it’s on!
Valborg gives
Swipes and trips
Kvold is hit and she stab stab stab stabs!
At his head
But he bends
Sweeps her legs, but she jump flips back
Spear fight explosion,
All blur’s in motion, it’s on!
Searching for an opening,
Worth exposing, it’s on!
Circling - sizing up each other
Kvold swings in 0 Valborg gives a counter
But as she spins - Kvold is swinging downward
Catches her ribs - Valborg gives a shout out:
EBB AND VALBORG
A-a-a-a-a-i!
A-a-a-a-a-i!
EBB
Kvold is on the go, not missing an instant
Peppers her with blows, Valborg on defense and
He’s laughing cuz he knows, Valborg must be thinking
VALBORG
Is this how I go? The end of my existence?
EBB
A-a-a-a-a-i!
A-a-a-a-a-i!
VALBORG
No!
I I I I I am a warrior!
I I I I I am a warrior!
EBB
Valborg spins on her feet
She leaps, she’s in the air
Into his face a crashing knee
Catches her foe quite unaware
Her spirit is stirred, her motions are blurred, Kvold’s looking worried and pounded
His eyes are swole, can barely cope, she’s in control and shouting
VALBORG
I I I I I am a warrior!
I I I I I am a warrior!
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6. |
Ugggh
02:17
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What is Ugggh but a feeling,
That we’re feeling deep inside
From the first breath we are breathing
Thru the last before we die
What is Ugggh but what we’re seeking
Every moment we’re alive:
Yes it’s Ugggh, yes it’s Ugggh, yes it’s Ugggh
What is Ugggh but a mission
You pursue with all your might
With every set back ammunition
For your heart, your solum your fight
Yes, Ugggh’s the definition
Of the pain that stokes the fire
And she was, oh yes she was, she was Ugggh
Oh she was Uggh!
Hard like a stone
Warm like a fire
He life her own
And tho I miss her
Inside I know
She’ll Ugggh forever
Our hearts her home
And now she’s free to wander
To leave her pain behind
To seek out in the yonder
What she’s searched so hard to find
With the space wind in her hair
And the wisdom that is Ugggh
Gonna go on home to Greenland
Be back with the ones she loved
And tho she’s gone she’s living on
In every on of us with all her Ugggh…
What is Ugggh but an empty
When you’re mourning deep inside
A hole you’ve no hope for mending
Where your friend once did reside
Cept “Ugggh” what’s there to say
To remember, to inspire
She was Ugggh, She was Ugggh, She was Ugggh
Oh yes she was, she was Uggh, she was ugggh
Yes she was Ugggh!
And we are Ugggh!
Now and forever
Cuz what she’s done
And she will be with us
In those we love
And she was love…
Yes she was Ugggh.
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7. |
Treasure Madness
02:43
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SONDRA
Deep in the belly of a treasure ship
Jade vases, laser rays, but just one pick
Palms wet, brow sweat, I’m feeling sick, oh no!
FUZZO
Gold crowns, silk gowns, platinum pearls
The highest valued treasures from a million worlds
Calling my name, think I’m gonna hurl! Oh no!
ALL
Want it!
Oh you really want it!
Oh you really want it!
Oh you really want it!
PANGLA
Priceless tridents, Diamonds the size of islands
Feats of science - Fire breathing laser lions!
Eyes are widening, fantasize what’s mi-e-ii-e-ii-e-iiine
FUZZO
Jewels, gems, a giant bone
Riches, countless, unknown
All that glitters, take it home with me!
ALL
Want it!
Oh I really want it!
Oh I really want it!
Oh I really want it!
Treasure madness has got us gasping at all we could ever want!
SONDRA
Loads of gadets!
FUZZO
An emerald casket!
PANGLA
A bottomless croissant!
SONDRA
Jet packs!
FUZZO
Tapetries!
PANGLA
Eggsacks full of children’s dreams!
ALL
A score with choice galore!
Skin’s gone hot and my eyes gone green
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more more more more more!
SONDRA
Something isn’t right here, something tells me
Something’s got us blinded, isn’t healthy
Something that is quite near, we’re forgetting
Something that is right here, with all of this shiney- NO!
[Stack three parts:]
1. FUZZO
Jewels, gems, a giant bone
Riches, countless, unknown
All that glitters, take it home with me!
2. PANGLA
Priceless tridents, Diamonds the size of islands
Feats of science - Fire breathing laser lions!
Eyes are widening, fantasize what’s mi-e-ii-e-ii-e-iiine
3. SONDRA
Something isn’t right here, something tells me
Something’s got us blinded, isn’t healthy
Something that is quite near, we’re forgetting
Something that is right here, NO NO NO NO!
Treasure madness has grasping at all we could ever want
But what we need is clarity and CALM
To focus on…
Guys, why are we here?
FUZZO
Diamonds!
PANGLA
Bottomless Croissant!
BLOOR
Bloor!
DANKENT
Vases!
SONDRA
No! I mean, not what do we want from here - what are we looking for? Why did we come this far? What do we NEED?
FUZZO
Home
PANGLA
Family
BLOOR
Bloor
DANKENT
Vases?
SONDRA
Yes! Except for Dankent. That’s right!
Remember what we came here for: to save all we hold dear
And we need a ship to take us far from here!
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8. |
That Darn Dankent
01:29
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PANGLA
Dankent is a real cool dude! Sure
Who’s covered in some mites and fleas…
But we love him from his greasy face
Right down to his advanced
Undiagnosed liver disease!
Cuz that’s our stinky Dankent!
We love our stinky Dankent!
Sells like he’s begun to ferment!
His health is on the descent!
He is not well, but well is what he means
And so he is a friend to me
Sure he’s unremarkable, his hope to help is farcical
And most of this is all his fault
But he’s the straight male lead that all of us agree
We real could’t do with, well, maybe couldn’t do without!
Cuz he’s our stinky Dankent!
His flatulence is frequent!
Not very intelligent!
But gentle, loving, well-meant
Bad at his job, but he tries, at least half the time
As a detective, defective, and should be fired
Has trouble breathing, just standing, it’s kinda wild
He is not well, but well is what he means
And so he is a friend to me!
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9. |
Dankent’s Song
02:42
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DANKENT
I ain’t the product of the gook inside my bones
I ain’t your babe just cuz spored into the unknown
My null is voided, you’re not nobody, you don’t count
So take a hike pops,you ain’t even worth an ounce!
Wait a minute, what’s this coming out my mouth?
Never sung nothing before but now I guess I’m singing out!
Well let me sing yah ‘zactly what’s I’ve on my mind
Cuz it’s been boiling up there for some time
You missed on
Your long con
So piss off
I ain’t your son, bum!
Take a long walk
Off a short dock
You can suck my balls!
I voluntarily disinherit me, you, as a parent, I reject
Already got myself a family, and one that doesn’t make me sick
I guess Sondra’s like my mom, and maybe Pangla’s my kid sis
Bloor’s like a weird uncle and there’s Fuzzo too I guess.
Look I ain’t much, but to them I guess I count
So let’s hit the chorus and really spell it out:
You missed on
This long con
So piss off and
Kiss my chops, Pops!
Go blast off, you jag off
You can suck my balls!
Man I love sining!
Who knew it was so easy!
Honestly it’s freaky:
Just breath and feel deeply
And tell your dad to eat a butt! Yeah!
It’s kinda laughable how bad you screwed this up
Your so bad my actual dad looks better just because
Sp take your war crimes and shove them in your bum
This singing detective ain’t your son!
No I ain’t much, but all I am’s not thanks to you
Not that you’d understand what friends can do
No, You missed on
This long con
So lift off,
Get your hot air long gone
I got my friends
You ain’t like them
You ain’t worth the breath
To tell you off Pops
No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
You don’t matter to me!
I was fine long
‘Fore you came long
You can suck my balls!
You can suck my balls!
You can suck my balls!
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10. |
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PROF Y SHIP
What? No. Me. Prof Y. My USB finger with my y-grams perfectly integrated my digital consciousness with the Fartknocker. But now it’s called the Y-Ship!
(Sings.)
Guess who’s back?
Y is here!
New ship, who dis?
Check my brand new gear
Hate to brag
But my hull is fine
And I’m gonna haul
When these thrusters fire
Back from the dead and ready to let loose
Gonna blast some plasma, from my cute caboose!
Y-Ship is gonna sail the stars
When do we depart?
Wanna test these parts!
Y-Ship is gonna blow your mind
Fastest ship designed
Best you’ll ever find, see:
The Y-ship is a fly ship, no denying
No run of the mill supply ship, bitch is styling
Unparalleled design and a leather interior
The criterion, the limit, other ships are inferior - Hear me:
Stand back, cuz this ship slaps, catching no flack
Cuz in a whip crack I’m there, back yeah yeah
Blink and you miss - this hip ship’s like a kiss
On the lips of a hyper stellar star fairing miss, goddess
Technology pushed to its furthest
The universe harnessed and strapped to my rockets
Speed of light in first gear, I’m honestly yawning
Replicating food and fuel and rates almost alarming
My sensors are the sharpest, displays are the largest
Ever conceived or hypothesized, or possible, honest!
And at the heart of this star ship’s the modest and charming
Smartest damn bitch in this galaxy’s quadrant, come on!
Y-Ship is gonna travel space
Take us to the brain
Save the human race
Y-Ship’ll do it all in style
Come on take a ride
Dummy get inside me!
There was a time I was a finger, so alone
No body of my own to call my own, so dark and cold
Next thing I know, I’m returned and so much more
From death life sparks fresher than before!
The Y-Ship is a fly ship can’t deny ship
Got a new lease on life ship, ship is priceless
Nothing gonna stop her, gonna bother or block her
Back to the top, to the center of the galaxy, hop on!
This star ship is a hard ship, gonna star in
The story of her glory, locked and ready to depart in
3 2 1 blast off and ascend
To the ends of the galaxy and do it again!
The Y-Ship is a fly ship can’t deny ship
Got a new lease on life ship, ship is priceless
Nothing gonna stop her, gonna bother or block her
Back to the top, to the center of the galaxy, hop on!
This star ship is a hard ship, gonna star in
The story of her glory, locked and ready to depart in
3 2 1 blast off and ascend
To the ends of the galaxy and do it again!
The Y-Ship is a fly ship can’t deny ship
Got a new lease on life ship, ship is priceless
3 2 1 blast off and ascend
To the ends of the galaxy and do it again!
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11. |
Special Delivery
03:50
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FUZZO
Damn coward computer! Come back and die like me. Die. Wow. Huh. It’s all really … it’s. This is it. How do you like this, dad? Lot more than tending to the floss flock. I’m more than … I’m. I’m doing it. I’m saving people. I’m making a difference! Brushee I’ll see you … maybe. Let’s do this.
(Sings.)
Why am I not scared to die?
I’ve thought of this a thousand times
And stayed my hands to stay and stand abuse
I’ve reason new more than before
To fight for life, to shut this door
My friends, my sister, all the joy, in truth
Once my father preached a toothy plan
He promised greater life for man
And in this scope I searched for hope - no use
Disappointment was my guide
I met her then, she’s stayed my life
Laughing for she knows more than I do
But why now is my soul at peace?
Her voice is finally gone from me?
I want to live now, peacefully, subdued
The sea inside me free from waves
That made me sick for all my days
And crushed and shamed and raged my whole life through
I changed the world, I made it bow
A monstrous of feat my self doubt
No heaven waits for me if heaven’s true
My father’s gone, my mom, my throne
The cancers that consumed my soul
I’m free of them, my fate is mine to choose!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
I wanna live, I wanna feel my sister’s hug around me!
I wanna know a life that’s free of hatred, free of doubting me!
I wanna see!
I want to make up for the time I’ve wasted sad and fearful
How do I make up for the pain I’ve laid on those that care for me?
I think now I see…
Oward into the breech!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Oh, I’m not alone, am I… you’re here with me too?
BRUSHEE
We’re all together in the end
PANGLA
We stand with you our bro, our friend
FUZZO
I feel you now, I know what I must do
I know now why my soul’s at peace
Before, my death was just for me
To save me from some awful aching truth
But now I die so I may live
My friends, they will remember it
Because they live, because I got them through
The universe is more than me
But I am part of it, the we
I’ll die for that, for it’s the life I choose!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
(Beat. Spoken.)
Eat Treasure Ship you Fuzzsticks!
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12. |
2190 Days Part 1
01:18
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EBB
As they slipped to hyperspace
They gripped their chairs and made a face
Caught between a smile and a sneer
Pangla thought about her bro
The others noticed, but none spoke
Caught as they were in their own thoughts and fears
Slowly over several days
They explored the ship and picked roommates
Preparing for the six year trek ahead
The tension eased to boredom soon
Bloor dreamt of building a canoe
And Sondra made upgrades and checked the instruments
And Pangla brightened too in time
Regained her smile a bit
Singing softly to herself
No one could tell
The words for sure
But thought it sounded
Something like Fuzzsticks
Well she and Dankent threw parades
Invented their own holidays
Exchanging bits of tubing and some socks
And pretty soon, yeah pretty fast
They looked up and one year had passed
And wondered softly where the time had gone…
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13. |
2190 Days Part 2
00:51
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EBB
There’s something to a year in space
Keeping sane in a small place
Takes keeping busy, keeping on the move
Dankent’s play runs sev'ral months
Wins an award Pangla made up
And Bloor never does get to his canoe
The Y-ship springs a coolant leak
Sondra gives a peak
Under the hood, sees what she can do
Pangla continues to brush and floss
And thinks of those she’s loved and lost
And barely knew
Ah-ooo
And Dankent thinks of other Dankents
Are they part of him?
Will he see them, will he be them
Will he spend these long two years again?
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14. |
2190 Days Part 3
00:58
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EBB
Pangla invents a board game and soon
Game night’s every Friday 8-2
They all have dreams about the Ur Brain
And Bloor finally begins to make his canoe
Ah-oooo
Dankent thinks about his lives
Thinks about his place in time
His play gets a revival, reviews are mixed
Sondra and Y-Ship go public with
Their feelings and relationship
They get angry, break up, for a bit
So much of what once was fades away
And in it’s place, what fades gives way
To a loving, simple, quaint year 3 in space.
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15. |
2190 Days Part 4
00:42
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EBB
Well four years is a very long time
Four years is a very very very long time
Pangla and Bloor take up parkour
And Sondra reaches Dankent to knit
They make a new hat for Dankent
And crocheted pads for Pangla’s new crutches
Sondra starts a handball league
The days roll on with seemingly no end
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16. |
2190 Days Part 5
00:34
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EBB
Year 5, Pangla starts to jog
Dankent starts to miss his job
And one night someone burns down Bloor’s canoe
Dankent’s on the case for months
Til he finds some matches in Bloor’s bunk
Who did it so Dankent’d have something to do
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17. |
2190 Days Part 6
01:49
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EBB
Dankent can’t sleep, dreams of Berdie
Dreams of Valborg too
Once their mem’ries hurt and burned him
Now he struggles to picture them
Days like layers, dirt displaces, their
Faces blurred to him
But when he thinks of all they gave him
There he finds the hurt, fresh and waiting
Oooo
Y-ship scrapbooks photos of the sites
Dankent and Pangla have a fight
Draw a chalk line to divide the ship in two
They don’t talk for a whole month
Before coming clean as they make up
That they were jealous of the others’ new dance moves
In the annual handball tournament
Y-Ship wins the championship
Narrowly defeating the favored Bloor
Each night they gather at family meal
And laugh and cry and hurt and heal
And question, just what it is they have in store
Two thousand one hundred and eighty nine days pass
Six years of waiting, forgetting, forgiving
Of wondering and living,
And then suddenly, a last day here at last
Bloor makes breakfast, Sondra checks lists
Y-Ship scans ahead
Dankent and Pangla play some games, all
Wait and wonder, are they at the end?
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TINGA
Welcome to the Ur-Brain Memorial!
We’re donation based, so don’t be cheap.
Here take a brochure! The bathroom’s on this floor!
And the cafe’s by the viewing balcony!
The collection on display’s authoritarial!
If it’s Ur-Brain related it’s on site
Many of the displays are interactive and explain
The Ur-Brain’s sway o’er all matter and life!
The Ur-Brain was revered
They served for countless years
They organized and guided all from here!
But now they’re dead!
So! Welcome to the Ur-Brain Memorial!
We can host private events, just ask for dates.
Our facilities are clean - the sculpture garden is serene!
There was a wedding and reception there, just the other day!
Enjoy the exhibits
We hope your visit’s
Enlightening to you
Just exit through the gift shop when you’re through.
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19. |
Whatever We Want
03:38
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VALBORG
Whatever we want
What more could we want
Then to be alive the same time as each other
Y-SHIP
Whatever we choose
Is what we will do
Is where we will go
PANGLA and BLOOR
Is what we will know
SONDRA
Is who we will love
VALBORG
Is this all there really is?
Where’s the cosmic sense in it?
Our only due, is what I owe to you
BLOOR SONDRA, PANGLA, VALBORG
Whatever we are / I’m kinda scared about it
s’Whatever we are / No guide to help us out
No destiny or prophecy to say
Y-SHIP SONDRA, PANGLA, VALBORG
Whatever we want / No purpose meant for me
Is ours tip we’re gone / No victory guaranteed
A galaxy of possibilities each day
SONDRA and PANGLA
We are never truly done
BLOOR and VALBORG
Only something that’s begun
ALL
Made of pieces of the people that we’ve loved
And somedays
There will be sunshine
There will be dark skies
On other days
And some days
There will be color
And on the others
There will be gray
And whatever comes our way
The family we’ve made
Will weather it together all the way
VALBORG
Whatever we choose
PANGLA
Well, I’m choosing YOU
VALBORG and PANGLA
To find the sunshine and share it when we do.
[ALL HUM SUNSHINE LINE AS THEY TAKE OFF - add dead characters?]
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20. |
Everybody Is Dead
04:37
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ETHEREAL BAND BEING
Everybody that you know is dead
Everybody that you know is dead
Everybody that you know is dead
Dead dead dead!
Jonathan wrote the show, he’s dead
Matt wrote the music & lyrics, he’s dead
Martin did all the real work and now he’s dead
They’re all dead, we’re all dead, it’s the…end
All the actors
Died peacefully in their sleeps
Except for James of course
When he died he screamed and screamed
The universe is dead ______ and it’s the end
So say goodbye to every living thing
Everybody that you know is dead
Dead dead dead, deady dead dead, that’s what I said
Tho it happened eons after the end of this show
We really care for you and thought that you should know
Everybody that you know is dead
Everybody that you know is dead
Everybody that you know is dead
They’re all dead, we’re all dead, it’s the end
All these people are dead please excuse any mispronunciations but since they’re dead they don’t care anyway: Eryck Tait, David Webster, Bruce Marshall, Matt Jones, Maeve McCorry, Billy Griffin, Kelly Boden, ElizabethCampbell, Alyssa Dent, Jatta Lehtonen, Brandon Leonard, Brett Gordon, Katrina, Jimmy Jackson, Conove97, Eddie, Matthew West, Sam Harris, Nicholas DiMichele, Kate Morgan, Sarah McLaurin, TinTin Kalaw, Jordan Stillman, Nohurtme, Red Le Fay, Emily Marshall, Laura Evans, Frank Manna, Rocky Lee, Chamber Band, Peter Donald Scalzitti IV, Bonnie Anne Long, Justin Miller, Dolores Kent, Jessica, Beth Lopes, Hedley Knights, Rachel, Michelle Moreno, Fredrick Osterberg, Zach Lusk, Rachel, Marnie Warner, Oliver Morris, Grace, Autumn Foster, McKenzi Thi Murphy, Andrew James, Lauren Goodwin, The Muse Project, Tim Gnadt, Darcy Kennedy, Ayla Taylor, Alex, James Oliva, Laura Bradley, Jeff Van Dreason, Gillian Wiggin, Will Lacker, Rich, John Detloff - DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!
I think that covers
most of the folks that would care to
Sure, there are a few others
But guess what? They’re all dead too
Everybody that you know is dead
Everybody that you know is dead
Everybody that you know, now you know, is dead
This is years from now, so do not yet repeat
Just put this podcast down and find a friend
Dance and love and laugh cause soon we will all be dead
Dead dead dead
Deady doe-dead
That’s the ______ end!
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21. |
Podmusical New York
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF SUNSHINE is a serialized comedy musical podcast.
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