Days of Future Fuzz, Cast Album Vol. 5

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THE FUZZELECTRIC DAWN FUZZO I feel the morning fuzz’lectric It shocks me up before the dawn See all my past mistakes Play out on the ceiling FELTINA Yarny rays are peeking O’er the mountains furry range Chase this darkness away Shed light on all these feelings FUZZO / FELTINA Maybe this way isn’t right, a change In directions what I need Where will this morning lead? PROFESSOR Y The sun’s first light So warm so bright Helps me to breath and to believe I have survived another night PANGLA Good morning day! Hi! You’re looking great! Yeah! Live or die, I’m feeling fine Under your inspiring shine! PROFESSOR Y / PANGLA For the sun is a sign, telling you there’s still time To live at least one morning more This Fuzzelectric Dawn What will you use it for? FUZZO Is any of this real? FELTINA What do I truly feel? PROFESSOR Y How will my amazing genius solve this one? ALL What will the light reveal, This FUzzelectric Dawn? Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah ah, ah ah MAMA / ADVISO This is the Day! No more we wait! We must claim, what’s ours, our fate Is starred, to free the Fuzz, delayed! VALBORG / SONDRA Just how long have I waited? But can I say I am prepared? Can I return the world, Can this fur be shorn? Is it still there? The world I cared for? I do not care, I am prepared To do whate’er to get us there! MAMA / ADVISO There will be no mercy For those that shun His Fuzz Those who refuse to do His will They will be torn VALBORG / SONDRA / MAMA / ADVISO Something great has come, this day delayed too long Bring on the sun! Today we greet our fate! Today is all we are! ALL So much behind me reminds me what’s to come I’m all I am, this Fuzzelectric Dawn! I can feel it coming, all the things I must become! I’m all I am, this Fuzzelectric Dawn!
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PANGLA’S MESSAGE TO THE WORLD Breaking news! Welcome to the broadcast Pangla speaks - and we’re live at the scene We have a panel waiting in the stu-dyo To analyze her speech Check back for our round table They’ll give their takes and yell and spit We’ll shove as many heads into tiny boxes As the screen can fit Then join us later for our team of experts And a bozo or two That we slipped into make things spicy With their overtly racist views Anticipation is truly mounting For all our great programming today So let’s go live: What does Pangla say?? … It seems we spoke over most of what she said We apologize - that wasn’t our fault How were we supposed to know that she’d be talking While we tried to talk? (Rude!) But we bet it was incredible and People are in the streets Fuzzed and flesh joined as one - DAMN That must have been some speech! This just in - oh thank goodness! Here’s a bit of good news: Someone DVR’d it and so We will play it now for you: … Looks like someone deleted the broadcast To make room for some other show What a shame it was a beautiful moment As far as we know The crowds are here and they’re growing larger Seems like she struck a nerve The discontent have taken to the streets And are chanting out some words… Oh of course! Why didn’t we think of that! We must be fuzzed in the head Let’s listen in - They’re chanting what she said! And they say: It’s hard to hear what they’re saying! They’re all speaking at once. I’m sure it was really beautiful So that’s the headline we’ll run: It’s Pangla’s Message to the World And it was beautiful! Pangla’s Message to the World Something Something! It’s Pangla’s Message to the world And it was beautiful! We guess. Thanks for tuning in! Please stick around For some other dumb stuff!
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COUP COUP CATCHOO ADVISO You can’t deny - it was on your mind Even if you ain’t that bright How long you think you coulda puttered on With your job half done, renegades on the run When you haven’t the guts t’do what’s required? MAMA BOOB We’re gonna give the fuzzes what they need: The crushing freedom of total theocracy! (C-c-c-c!) To many fail to see the Fuzz’s love and care Time to bring them to heel with mandatory prayer Those that defy will be unraveled in the streets! ADVISO But first and most deserved, let this worst of the furred be removed! FELTINA AND MAMA Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo! ADVISO Let this waste be erased, we’ve no patience to wait for what is due! FELTINA AND MAMA Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo! ADVISO Suuuure… You did lots for the cause, now get lost! You’ve exhausted your use! FELTINA AND MAMA Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo! ADVISO Let the empire rise! MAMA It is mine! ADVISO AND MAMA Your time is thru! FUZZO Mama, I love you and you’ve said some things that hurt my heart, But maybe we can compromise MAMA My son you’re sweet and simple - and I think you should always know: You are a failure in my eyes FUZZO God… really? Ow. MAMA Your brother’s still alive you’d Let your sister survive, a Monster hunts us in the streets! ADVISO You’re soft, boy! But not the good… hard kind. MAMA Now It’s mama’s turn - so get out her way! The fuzz is all and let the fuzz be PRAISED! It’s time to finish what his bomb began Wipe the flesh from the land, and send them into the camps Spread the Fuzz far and wide to let the elder arise! So his tendrils may tangle us up in his strangle And suffocate us all in his grace! MAMA Let his world be served and his word be made furred - it’s overdue! FELTINA AND ADVISO Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo! MAMA Let his Fuzz come to us, let us smother in his love and truth! FELTINA AND ADVISO Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo! MAMA Let all heed his call and exalt in his thrall - Halleluh! FELTINA AND ADVISO Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo! MAMA Let the wicked be whipped and then ripped - not too quick… Let them suffer enough to be made example of What true leadership in the service of Fuzz can do! Coup Coup Cat-choo!
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FIRST LADIES ACTION VEHICLES - GO! HELEN TAFT-O-CYCLE First Ladies Action Vehicles Go! First Ladies Action Vehicles Go! First Ladies on the Go! They’re here to kick some Fuzz! Transforming into cars and trucks and bikes and stuff! Our metallic saviors! Now with twice the lasers! Fuzzplanes attack - First Ladies blast them from the sky! They pick off all survivors, leaving none alive! Even if they’re begging Cuz - like - how pathetic! First Ladies Action Vehicles Go! ANNOUNCER Uh oh! The 3rd Felt Legion is dropping carpet bombs left and right! Who will save us? Helen Taft Trans-morphs into Helen Taft-o-cycle! She’s hitting that ramp and doing a flip! Wow! Martha Washing-tank brings down the BOOM on those Fuzzers! Look out boys! These ladies Shoot hard and play hard. Jeep Kennedy Onasis is going into turbo drive, and looks great doing it! Mary Todd Lincoln Continental has optional twin mounted laser cannons - this time, instead of being committed, she’s committed to kicking Felt Butt! HELEN TAFT-O-CYCLE First Ladies Action Vehicles Go! Check out their cool new look, all new accessories! Massive Death Toll Battle Field Play Set sold separately Rising into action From the patriarchy’s ashes! First Ladies Action Vehicles Go! ANNOUNCER Now with new body armor - body armor not included. For full instructions and specs send ten UPCs to First Ladies Action Vehicles 155 White House Drive, Bicentralia, NJ 07555. Sales Tax not included. Ask parent’s permission before touching or climbing into any First Lady.
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FUZZ HELP ME NOW MAMA BOOB I’ve been praying Never wavering Anticipating With my faith in tact And ever patient Singing your praises while Gutting and flaying, those who’d Doubt your ways, but oh I- I’m just one boob and I’m fighting some doubts, so-oh-oh Fuzz help me now I’ve burned your doubters I’ve skinned those cowards Thrown them from towers above To prove your power and love I’ve been your solider, so If you don’t show yourself, there’ll Be egg all over MY ariola. - please! I- I need a sign that you’re hearing me out so-oh-oh Fuzz help me now Fuzz help me now It doesn’t have to be much Give me the strength to go on Fuzz help me now Were you there when they locked me away? When they stole my sons and burned me alive? I thought I felt you, thought that you were my strength But maybe that was all in my mind… Is this some test to Make me stronger Well I can’t take it Any longer - are you there? I’m waiting Always waiting Why should I wait anymore? What are you waiting for?? Well this is it, show yourself or I’m out, zoo-oh-oh, oh oh, oh oh… Fuzz help me now Fuzz help me now Hear my modest plea In my hour of need From their anuses and eyes let my enemies bleed! Fuzz help me now Fuzz help me now Are you there fuzz, it’s me? I’m begging you please, Fuzz help me now
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EVE OF FUZZTRUCTION MOMBOT Ah! Ah! It came from the ground, with a terrible sound Tendrils snap - as it screams it whips them around With a speed to fast, whatever it smacks Becomes untied from time Knocked to the future or past! Ah! Ah! It stalks the city, destroys without care Drunk on power, high in the air It towers above us, this Fuzzy Corruption Can anyone save us on this Eve of Fuzzstruction?? The Fur that was Promised - Elder Fuzz has arrived! The Old One arises, will any survive? Ah! Ah! Dankent eyes the mess Sondra tries to assess Even Valborg’s distressed And the First Ladies fret Til Pangla turns and she says: PANGLA When the world is dark The light finds a way We are each just a spark Until we join, spread the flames And then together we blaze It won’t be easy! It won’t take just one of us but all of us together! So let’s chomp our teeth and bite as one! MOMBOT Ah! Ah! Ah!
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FUZZ FUZZ MY LOVE (PLUSH LOVE REPRISE) FELTINA Fuzz fuzz my love What will I do without you here with me? Fuzz fuzz my love I feel as though I’m bursting at the seams… Fuzz fuzz my love Need to hear your voice and see your face Fuzz fuzz my love What would you say… You’d say… I’m coming back for you No matter the distance or the time Plush love will keep me strong and true Til I hold your fuzz in mine Plush love Oh Huph You smooth My fuzz Where I’m hard Where I’m rough With plush love Plush love Plush love It’s strong Enough To see me through Til I’m back with you My plush love Yes I will Yes I will For Plush love
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THEME FROM BRUSHERFLY MOMBOT Ah! Ah-ah-ah! Like a prayer - like a wish s’been granted - Brusherfly comes to save the day! Brusherfly, did you hear us calling? Will you scrub the Fuzz away? 20 feet high with wings so mighty! Big bug god with a stupid name! Ah-ah-ah! Bristles ready! He’s steady! He’s fighting for you! Shiny mandibles, handles the work of the Tooth Chews his energy, blasts them with energy Fuzz has no place it can hide! Ah! Ah-ah-ah! Brush meets Fuzz as they trample the city’s skyline! The Fuzz flairs her tendrils, strikes out ‘gainst all Dental Two titans, tip death do they fight! Powers matched even, they pause and a calm fills the sky! Oooooooo Sizing each other, they seek out a weakness to strike! Ah-ah-ah-ah! Neither will give in They fight tip they win Or at least until the other dies! Crash! It comes suddenly, Fly and Fur meet and fur flies! A battle for all, Brusherfly heeds the call! For honor and tooth does he fight! Brusherfly! Brusherfly! A fly that’s made to brush! Brusherfly! Brusherfly! Destroyer of the Fuzz! Brusherfly! Brusherfly! Still the name is pretty dumb! Brusherfly! Brusherfly! A fly that’s made to brush!
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LADIES RULE THE WORLD FIRST LADIES Aw - who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World! Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World! Lady Liberty is coming for you, best believe it Cleaning up another mess these boys are always leaving So hit the gas, it’s time to swing that sword - hit like a girl Cuz Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World! Oh-ah-oh! Oh-ah-oh! Oh-ah-oh! Oh-ah-oh! Boys you can sit this one out See what we’re all about If you down, let’s hear you shout: Oh-whoa-oh! Girls let’s see what we can do It’s our world, this how we rule World in need - ladies to the rescue! Boys, be cool, we’ll share some with you Cuz - who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World! Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World! The fuzz is gonna fly - the fur’ll burn down to the ground! You best beware cuz there’s a brand new robot Queen in town So hit the gas, it’s time to swing that sword - hit like a girl Cuz Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World! Oh-ah-oh! Oh-ah-oh! Oh-ah-oh! Oh-ah-oh! Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World! Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World! Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World! Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World!
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PANGLA’S MESSAGE TO THE WORLD Breaking news! Welcome to the broadcast Pangla speaks - and we’re live at the scene We have a panel waiting in the stu-dyo To analyze her speech Check back for our round table They’ll give their takes and yell and spit We’ll shove as many heads into tiny boxes As the screen can fit Then join us later for our team of experts And a bozo or two That we slipped into make things spicy With their overtly racist views Anticipation is truly mounting For all our great programming today So let’s go live: What does Pangla say?? … It seems we spoke over most of what she said We apologize - that wasn’t our fault How were we supposed to know that she’d be talking While we tried to talk? (Rude!) But we bet it was incredible and People are in the streets Fuzzed and flesh joined as one - DAMN That must have been some speech! This just in - oh thank goodness! Here’s a bit of good news: Someone DVR’d it and so We will play it now for you: … Looks like someone deleted the broadcast To make room for some other show What a shame it was a beautiful moment As far as we know The crowds are here and they’re growing larger Seems like she struck a nerve The discontent have taken to the streets And are chanting out some words… Oh of course! Why didn’t we think of that! We must be fuzzed in the head Let’s listen in - They’re chanting what she said! And they say: It’s hard to hear what they’re saying! They’re all speaking at once. I’m sure it was really beautiful So that’s the headline we’ll run: It’s Pangla’s Message to the World And it was beautiful! Pangla’s Message to the World Something Something! It’s Pangla’s Message to the world And it was beautiful! We guess. Thanks for tuning in! Please stick around For some other dumb stuff!

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Volume 5 of 5!

These tracks were written and recorded June 2017 - March 2018 for Season 2 of the podcast The Fall of the House of Sunshine, Days of Future Fuzz.

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released August 23, 2018

music and lyrics by Matt roi Berger,
with additional lyrics by Jonathan Goldberg on track 4 and track 10
concept by Jonathan Goldberg

mixed and recorded by Will Melones

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