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1. |
The Fuzzelectric Dawn
03:48
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THE FUZZELECTRIC DAWN
FUZZO
I feel the morning fuzz’lectric
It shocks me up before the dawn
See all my past mistakes
Play out on the ceiling
FELTINA
Yarny rays are peeking
O’er the mountains furry range
Chase this darkness away
Shed light on all these feelings
FUZZO / FELTINA
Maybe this way isn’t right, a change
In directions what I need
Where will this morning lead?
PROFESSOR Y
The sun’s first light
So warm so bright
Helps me to breath and to believe
I have survived another night
PANGLA
Good morning day! Hi!
You’re looking great! Yeah!
Live or die, I’m feeling fine
Under your inspiring shine!
PROFESSOR Y / PANGLA
For the sun is a sign, telling you there’s still time
To live at least one morning more
This Fuzzelectric Dawn
What will you use it for?
FUZZO
Is any of this real?
FELTINA
What do I truly feel?
PROFESSOR Y
How will my amazing genius solve this one?
ALL
What will the light reveal,
This FUzzelectric Dawn?
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah ah, ah ah
MAMA / ADVISO
This is the Day!
No more we wait!
We must claim, what’s ours, our fate
Is starred, to free the Fuzz, delayed!
VALBORG / SONDRA
Just how long have I waited?
But can I say I am prepared?
Can I return the world,
Can this fur be shorn?
Is it still there?
The world I cared for?
I do not care, I am prepared
To do whate’er to get us there!
MAMA / ADVISO
There will be no mercy
For those that shun His Fuzz
Those who refuse to do His will
They will be torn
VALBORG / SONDRA / MAMA / ADVISO
Something great has come, this day delayed too long
Bring on the sun!
Today we greet our fate!
Today is all we are!
ALL
So much behind me reminds me what’s to come
I’m all I am, this Fuzzelectric Dawn!
I can feel it coming, all the things I must become!
I’m all I am, this Fuzzelectric Dawn!
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PANGLA’S MESSAGE TO THE WORLD
Breaking news! Welcome to the broadcast
Pangla speaks - and we’re live at the scene
We have a panel waiting in the stu-dyo
To analyze her speech
Check back for our round table
They’ll give their takes and yell and spit
We’ll shove as many heads into tiny boxes
As the screen can fit
Then join us later for our team of experts
And a bozo or two
That we slipped into make things spicy
With their overtly racist views
Anticipation is truly mounting
For all our great programming today
So let’s go live:
What does Pangla say??
…
It seems we spoke over most of what she said
We apologize - that wasn’t our fault
How were we supposed to know that she’d be talking
While we tried to talk? (Rude!)
But we bet it was incredible and
People are in the streets
Fuzzed and flesh joined as one - DAMN
That must have been some speech!
This just in - oh thank goodness!
Here’s a bit of good news:
Someone DVR’d it and so
We will play it now for you:
…
Looks like someone deleted the broadcast
To make room for some other show
What a shame it was a beautiful moment
As far as we know
The crowds are here and they’re growing larger
Seems like she struck a nerve
The discontent have taken to the streets
And are chanting out some words…
Oh of course! Why didn’t we think of that!
We must be fuzzed in the head
Let’s listen in -
They’re chanting what she said!
And they say:
It’s hard to hear what they’re saying!
They’re all speaking at once.
I’m sure it was really beautiful
So that’s the headline we’ll run:
It’s Pangla’s Message to the World
And it was beautiful!
Pangla’s Message to the World
Something Something!
It’s Pangla’s Message to the world
And it was beautiful! We guess.
Thanks for tuning in!
Please stick around
For some other dumb stuff!
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3. |
Coup Coup Catchoo
02:12
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COUP COUP CATCHOO
ADVISO
You can’t deny - it was on your mind
Even if you ain’t that bright
How long you think you coulda puttered on
With your job half done, renegades on the run
When you haven’t the guts t’do what’s required?
MAMA BOOB
We’re gonna give the fuzzes what they need:
The crushing freedom of total theocracy! (C-c-c-c!)
To many fail to see the Fuzz’s love and care
Time to bring them to heel with mandatory prayer
Those that defy will be unraveled in the streets!
ADVISO
But first and most deserved, let this worst of the furred be removed!
FELTINA AND MAMA
Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo!
ADVISO
Let this waste be erased, we’ve no patience to wait for what is due!
FELTINA AND MAMA
Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo!
ADVISO
Suuuure…
You did lots for the cause, now get lost! You’ve exhausted your use!
FELTINA AND MAMA
Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo!
ADVISO
Let the empire rise!
MAMA
It is mine!
ADVISO AND MAMA
Your time is thru!
FUZZO
Mama, I love you and you’ve said some things that hurt my heart,
But maybe we can compromise
MAMA
My son you’re sweet and simple - and I think you should always know:
You are a failure in my eyes
FUZZO
God… really? Ow.
MAMA
Your brother’s still alive you’d
Let your sister survive, a
Monster hunts us in the streets!
ADVISO
You’re soft, boy! But not the good… hard kind.
MAMA
Now
It’s mama’s turn - so get out her way!
The fuzz is all and let the fuzz be PRAISED!
It’s time to finish what his bomb began
Wipe the flesh from the land, and send them into the camps
Spread the Fuzz far and wide to let the elder arise!
So his tendrils may tangle us up in his strangle
And suffocate us all in his grace!
MAMA
Let his world be served and his word be made furred - it’s overdue!
FELTINA AND ADVISO
Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo!
MAMA
Let his Fuzz come to us, let us smother in his love and truth!
FELTINA AND ADVISO
Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo!
MAMA
Let all heed his call and exalt in his thrall - Halleluh!
FELTINA AND ADVISO
Coup Coup Cat-choo! Coup Coup Cat-choo!
MAMA
Let the wicked be whipped and then ripped - not too quick…
Let them suffer enough to be made example of
What true leadership in the service of Fuzz can do!
Coup Coup Cat-choo!
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FIRST LADIES ACTION VEHICLES - GO!
HELEN TAFT-O-CYCLE
First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!
First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!
First Ladies on the Go! They’re here to kick some Fuzz!
Transforming into cars and trucks and bikes and stuff!
Our metallic saviors!
Now with twice the lasers!
Fuzzplanes attack - First Ladies blast them from the sky!
They pick off all survivors, leaving none alive!
Even if they’re begging
Cuz - like - how pathetic!
First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!
ANNOUNCER
Uh oh! The 3rd Felt Legion is dropping carpet bombs left and right! Who will save us?
Helen Taft Trans-morphs into Helen Taft-o-cycle! She’s hitting that ramp and doing a flip! Wow!
Martha Washing-tank brings down the BOOM on those Fuzzers! Look out boys!
These ladies Shoot hard and play hard.
Jeep Kennedy Onasis is going into turbo drive, and looks great doing it!
Mary Todd Lincoln Continental has optional twin mounted laser cannons - this time, instead of being committed, she’s committed to kicking Felt Butt!
HELEN TAFT-O-CYCLE
First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!
Check out their cool new look, all new accessories!
Massive Death Toll Battle Field Play Set sold separately
Rising into action
From the patriarchy’s ashes!
First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!
ANNOUNCER
Now with new body armor - body armor not included. For full instructions and specs send ten UPCs to First Ladies Action Vehicles 155 White House Drive, Bicentralia, NJ 07555. Sales Tax not included. Ask parent’s permission before touching or climbing into any First Lady.
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5. |
Fuzz Help Me Now
03:02
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FUZZ HELP ME NOW
MAMA BOOB
I’ve been praying
Never wavering
Anticipating
With my faith in tact
And ever patient
Singing your praises while
Gutting and flaying, those who’d
Doubt your ways, but oh I-
I’m just one boob and I’m fighting some doubts, so-oh-oh
Fuzz help me now
I’ve burned your doubters
I’ve skinned those cowards
Thrown them from towers above
To prove your power and love
I’ve been your solider, so
If you don’t show yourself, there’ll
Be egg all over
MY ariola. - please! I-
I need a sign that you’re hearing me out so-oh-oh
Fuzz help me now
Fuzz help me now
It doesn’t have to be much
Give me the strength to go on
Fuzz help me now
Were you there when they locked me away?
When they stole my sons and burned me alive?
I thought I felt you, thought that you were my strength
But maybe that was all in my mind…
Is this some test to
Make me stronger
Well I can’t take it
Any longer - are you there?
I’m waiting
Always waiting
Why should I wait anymore?
What are you waiting for??
Well this is it, show yourself or I’m out, zoo-oh-oh, oh oh, oh oh…
Fuzz help me now
Fuzz help me now
Hear my modest plea
In my hour of need
From their anuses and eyes let my enemies bleed!
Fuzz help me now
Fuzz help me now
Are you there fuzz, it’s me?
I’m begging you please,
Fuzz help me now
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6. |
Eve of Fuzztruction
02:14
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EVE OF FUZZTRUCTION
MOMBOT
Ah!
Ah!
It came from the ground, with a terrible sound
Tendrils snap - as it screams it whips them around
With a speed to fast, whatever it smacks
Becomes untied from time
Knocked to the future or past!
Ah!
Ah!
It stalks the city, destroys without care
Drunk on power, high in the air
It towers above us, this Fuzzy Corruption
Can anyone save us on this Eve of Fuzzstruction??
The Fur that was Promised - Elder Fuzz has arrived!
The Old One arises, will any survive?
Ah!
Ah!
Dankent eyes the mess
Sondra tries to assess
Even Valborg’s distressed
And the First Ladies fret
Til Pangla turns and she says:
PANGLA
When the world is dark
The light finds a way
We are each just a spark
Until we join, spread the flames
And then together we blaze
It won’t be easy! It won’t take just one of us but all of us together! So let’s chomp our teeth and bite as one!
MOMBOT
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
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FUZZ FUZZ MY LOVE (PLUSH LOVE REPRISE)
FELTINA
Fuzz fuzz my love
What will I do without you here with me?
Fuzz fuzz my love
I feel as though I’m bursting at the seams…
Fuzz fuzz my love
Need to hear your voice and see your face
Fuzz fuzz my love
What would you say…
You’d say…
I’m coming back for you
No matter the distance or the time
Plush love will keep me strong and true
Til I hold your fuzz in mine
Plush love
Oh Huph
You smooth
My fuzz
Where I’m hard
Where I’m rough
With plush love
Plush love
Plush love
It’s strong
Enough
To see me through
Til I’m back with you
My plush love
Yes I will
Yes I will
For Plush love
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8. |
Theme from Brusherfly
02:19
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THEME FROM BRUSHERFLY
MOMBOT
Ah! Ah-ah-ah!
Like a prayer - like a wish s’been granted -
Brusherfly comes to save the day!
Brusherfly, did you hear us calling?
Will you scrub the Fuzz away?
20 feet high with wings so mighty!
Big bug god with a stupid name!
Ah-ah-ah!
Bristles ready! He’s steady! He’s fighting for you!
Shiny mandibles, handles the work of the Tooth
Chews his energy, blasts them with energy
Fuzz has no place it can hide!
Ah! Ah-ah-ah!
Brush meets Fuzz as they trample the city’s skyline!
The Fuzz flairs her tendrils, strikes out ‘gainst all Dental
Two titans, tip death do they fight!
Powers matched even, they pause and a calm fills the sky!
Oooooooo
Sizing each other, they seek out a weakness to strike!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Neither will give in
They fight tip they win
Or at least until the other dies!
Crash! It comes suddenly, Fly and Fur meet and fur flies!
A battle for all, Brusherfly heeds the call!
For honor and tooth does he fight!
Brusherfly! Brusherfly!
A fly that’s made to brush!
Brusherfly! Brusherfly!
Destroyer of the Fuzz!
Brusherfly! Brusherfly!
Still the name is pretty dumb!
Brusherfly! Brusherfly!
A fly that’s made to brush!
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9. |
Ladies Rule the World
01:55
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LADIES RULE THE WORLD
FIRST LADIES
Aw - who rules the world?
Ladies Rule the World!
Who rules the world?
Ladies Rule the World!
Lady Liberty is coming for you, best believe it
Cleaning up another mess these boys are always leaving
So hit the gas, it’s time to swing that sword - hit like a girl
Cuz Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World!
Oh-ah-oh!
Oh-ah-oh!
Oh-ah-oh!
Oh-ah-oh!
Boys you can sit this one out
See what we’re all about
If you down, let’s hear you shout:
Oh-whoa-oh!
Girls let’s see what we can do
It’s our world, this how we rule
World in need - ladies to the rescue!
Boys, be cool, we’ll share some with you
Cuz - who rules the world?
Ladies Rule the World!
Who rules the world?
Ladies Rule the World!
The fuzz is gonna fly - the fur’ll burn down to the ground!
You best beware cuz there’s a brand new robot Queen in town
So hit the gas, it’s time to swing that sword - hit like a girl
Cuz Who rules the world? Ladies Rule the World!
Oh-ah-oh!
Oh-ah-oh!
Oh-ah-oh!
Oh-ah-oh!
Who rules the world?
Ladies Rule the World!
Who rules the world?
Ladies Rule the World!
Who rules the world?
Ladies Rule the World!
Who rules the world?
Ladies Rule the World!
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11. |
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PANGLA’S MESSAGE TO THE WORLD
Breaking news! Welcome to the broadcast
Pangla speaks - and we’re live at the scene
We have a panel waiting in the stu-dyo
To analyze her speech
Check back for our round table
They’ll give their takes and yell and spit
We’ll shove as many heads into tiny boxes
As the screen can fit
Then join us later for our team of experts
And a bozo or two
That we slipped into make things spicy
With their overtly racist views
Anticipation is truly mounting
For all our great programming today
So let’s go live:
What does Pangla say??
…
It seems we spoke over most of what she said
We apologize - that wasn’t our fault
How were we supposed to know that she’d be talking
While we tried to talk? (Rude!)
But we bet it was incredible and
People are in the streets
Fuzzed and flesh joined as one - DAMN
That must have been some speech!
This just in - oh thank goodness!
Here’s a bit of good news:
Someone DVR’d it and so
We will play it now for you:
…
Looks like someone deleted the broadcast
To make room for some other show
What a shame it was a beautiful moment
As far as we know
The crowds are here and they’re growing larger
Seems like she struck a nerve
The discontent have taken to the streets
And are chanting out some words…
Oh of course! Why didn’t we think of that!
We must be fuzzed in the head
Let’s listen in -
They’re chanting what she said!
And they say:
It’s hard to hear what they’re saying!
They’re all speaking at once.
I’m sure it was really beautiful
So that’s the headline we’ll run:
It’s Pangla’s Message to the World
And it was beautiful!
Pangla’s Message to the World
Something Something!
It’s Pangla’s Message to the world
And it was beautiful! We guess.
Thanks for tuning in!
Please stick around
For some other dumb stuff!
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