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That Darn Dankent

from Our Dumb Universe, Part 3 by Podmusical

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PANGLA

Dankent is a real cool dude! Sure
Who’s covered in some mites and fleas…
But we love him from his greasy face
Right down to his advanced
Undiagnosed liver disease!

Cuz that’s our stinky Dankent!
We love our stinky Dankent!
Sells like he’s begun to ferment!
His health is on the descent!

He is not well, but well is what he means
And so he is a friend to me

Sure he’s unremarkable, his hope to help is farcical
And most of this is all his fault
But he’s the straight male lead that all of us agree
We real could’t do with, well, maybe couldn’t do without!

Cuz he’s our stinky Dankent!
His flatulence is frequent!
Not very intelligent!
But gentle, loving, well-meant

Bad at his job, but he tries, at least half the time
As a detective, defective, and should be fired
Has trouble breathing, just standing, it’s kinda wild

He is not well, but well is what he means
And so he is a friend to me!

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from Our Dumb Universe, Part 3, released December 28, 2020
Vocals by Melissa Lusk

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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF SUNSHINE is a serialized comedy musical podcast.

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