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1.	Universal Space Jam 03:04	lyrics	buy track
SLEEPY ONE Too late I’m already jamming. (Sings.) Ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo Ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo Well the Universe is done I guess we had some fun this time There were some boring parts, But the ending and the start’ll be fire - literally - Cuz every sun is gonna burst Bust the planets into dirt and waste Like a cosmic monsoon, Everything’ll be consumed in flame Say: Oh oh, yeah it’s the end days Ain’t nothing’s nigh, cept the end of time So oh, oh, join us in deep space Watch the galaxy blow; the universe is toast Well the Eternals are arriving Fraternizing at the open bar Catching up and trading gabs, Passing apps by the collapsing star Everyone’ll play a part At the Universe’s start, but til then The Ur Son’s got a handle On all of the remodeling plans Every atom’s gonna split, And reality’ll rip in twain Strip the matter of it’s reason, As the structure starts to weaken and break Every particle of being, Will surrender it’s cohesion And return to it’s original state: A sort of cosmic jam - oh yeah Oh oh Yeah it’s a Space Jam So oh oh join in the Space Jam Yeah oh oh babe it’s all Space Jam Just some goo in the dark Don’t think about it too hard. Oh oh hey it’s the end man Yeah your galaxy’s toast, your every atom’s a joke So: Oh oh jelly down with the Space Jam A little Jelly and then We’re gonna do it again We’re gonna do it again Ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo Ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo (Beat.)
2.	Invasion 03:19	lyrics	buy track
I know it’s all new But don’t you freak out I’m here to calm your fears Put to rest your doubts We’re only here To tidy up the place To improve the worth Of your pitiful race Invasion! Yes you’re gonna see Invasion! Just how great it can be Invasion! You get something you can rely on: Invasion! Now form yourselves in a line Invasion! Now you’re marching in time Invasion!All your troubles soon will be bygone! Now march! And SMILE! Haha! Once you’re retrained You’ll be totally free To work in any Pudding facility And if you work hard You won’t be horribly maimed At least not on purpose By any of our maiming rays! Once you get used to it I think you’ll love our colonial paradise We’ll know whether or not as we watch from our space station in the sky Don’t paint us as invaders, we’re your collaborators We’ll make your world greater by the standards that we favor So turn in all the traitors - their deaths will be slow and pained! Behold! In three mere months of cultivation See the fruits of our creation With your labor and our patience Our guiding sense of innovation O’erflowing are the pudd’ plantations Their crops just tops to much elation Approval rates rise with every poll taken - Say all the state news organizations All are joined in celebration Your former world a faded sensation Of death and violence, ire and vexation We solved it for you, saved you from damnation Seems your salvation was… Invasion! Hey it’s gonna be great Invasion! You’ll love your new vassal state Invasion! All your troubles soon will be bygone Invasion! No need to feel shame Invasion! Every beast must be tamed Invasion! It’s something you can rely on, Something you can rely on, Something you can rely on! Yeah!
3.	Glorpo and Bloor 03:02	lyrics	buy track
GLORPO I don’t think you do – (Sings.) Prepare yourself for laughter Get your squanch to the edge of your seat If entertainment’s what you’re after Well, you’re in for quite the treat We just flew in from Bloovarts And boy are our wings BEAT …tough crowd! No bother, soon you’ll gather what I mean! Name a planet and we’ve played it Name a race and sure we slayed’em with our A game! Every asteroid and station If it’s worth it’s weight’s acquainted with our names! Sure some material is dated And we lack some elevation in our pay grade But once those Trogus ribs are aching From the jokes that we’l be making, that’ll change! Iconically hedonic and synonymous with glee They’re the eponymous comics you’ve been waiting to see Prepare for histrionics and to laugh until you’re vomiting! They’re the show that you’ve been waiting for, Stick around for Glorpo and Bloor! Raise the curtain and stomp the floor, Give it up for Glorpo and Bloor! Glorpo and Bloor… Have you heard our Who’s Bloomp routine? Go! Hey Bloor who’s bloomp BLOOR Bloor! GLORPO You don’t say! BLOOR Bloor! GLORPO You do say? BLOOR Bloor? GLORPO Who say? Uday! BLOOR Bloor! GLORPO That’s no bloomp that’s my squeeem! Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk! We start off with a number That gets everybody humming and a swaying! Then a bit of Grewvish mothers How they smother and they suffer, they’ll adore! Then Bloor we’ll get them blushing With his stories of the stunners he’s been dating! And before they can recover Our soft shoe will have them thundering for more! Our impressions are excellent And gently offensive, it’s Immense-ally evident That we’re in our element And they’ll hear us in the nose bleed Cuz our voices ring so resonantly!! If you liked that, well we got plenty more; Tell your friends, it’s Glorpo and Bloor! Here are a few you haven’t heard before Courtesy of Glorpo and Bloor: Ahem A Hoovian from Dromedian space Was on his honeymoon, in case You aren’t familiar with the phrase That’s an allusion to the festive Ceremonial excursion that a Hoovian will take Just following the marriage to a mate, SO! The Hoovian says BLOOR and Then his mate replies with BLOOR BLOOR Confused he asks her BLOOR? And she replies with BLOOR! And so then our friend the Hoovian Strips down to just his Joovians and Shrugging then he laughs and tells her BLOOOOOOOOR! Oh Bloor you are filthy SICK. I don’t normally perform blue, but so much of our audience is Blue, so. Now for a little antigravity tap dance! FETINA I don’t hear the taps. GLORPO There’s no taps in zero gravity But have a hankie from my central cavity. FELTINA No. GLORPO Seats be filling Make that killing Spacebucks, count em up Millions on Millions Try to step on our stage? You get a pie in the face! Best BLOOR know BLOOR your BLOOR place! You want more we give you BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLA BLOOR Esoteric! BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLA BLOOR in hysterics! BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLA BLOOR ruin your marriage! Slaying so often, I guess we’re barbaric! Classically trained Unchained Are you not entertained? Yada dada, gotta catch my breath… Something something Glorpo and Bloor… Then we finish with a backflip And a little bit of slapstick Then Bloor does his famous hat trick Where the hats they keep on stacking Then the tension is just crackling! Then the audience is gasping And the final hat, guess what? It’s meeeeee! YEAAAAAH! I’m really telling you! My name is Glorpo! And this guy is BOTH BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
4.	Crapioca 03:24	lyrics	buy track
1.3 Crapioca VALBORG Tapioca Suffering in viscous form Tapioca From which hell were you born? Tapioca No I can’t shake your stink And all that I feel that I see that I think Is Tapioca now First bell, I’m on my knees, preparing pudd carafes Second bell, I’m on my knees, to stir the pudding vats Third bell, I’m slinging pudd and pealing pudding skin Fourth bell, off to pudding dreams before I do it all again In all my favorite dreams, I’m fighting to survive Before I wake up to the nightmare of just getting by I was a warrior, a sacred mission upheld Now I’m a server in my private pudding hell, of Tapioca I’ve been devoured alive Lost my focus Lost my drive to survive My life’s a coda I’m stuck at the end Repeating the worst parts again and again And it’s only Tapioca… In my mind I am in Greenland’s arms, I am home Watching the eagles soar and musk oxen roam And then I smile, I am a million miles from you From all that I am From all I’ve failed to do When I was against the odds, the enemy was known He was everything outside of me that kept me from my home But each day that I live on with my home beneath the sea I fear more and more my enemy lives in me Laughing as I scoop beneath the pudding tyranny of Tapioca Crapioca How I long for your death With each iota Of me til my dying breath You’re no Flodboller And never could you hope to be You’re a mistake of nutritional chemistry Feel the sting of my ladle as I stab at thee Die and let me be, Tapioca.
5.	Fur or Less 03:26	lyrics	buy track
FUZZO Just hear me out … (Sings) Hey! I got a plan! Just stick with me; just take my hand We’ll be home free, if we can land A little opportunity, an opportunity VALBORG Get away from me! FUZZO I swear! It’s gonna work - if we do it right. Stick it to those jerks - slip into the night A one time honored, can’t be squandered Opportunity! For you and me! Trust me friend - they won’t see it coming! VALBORG Say “friend” again, I’ll gut your stuffing We’re enemies - had you forgotten?? FUZZO If I say yes… VALBORG I’ll spill your cotton. FUZZO Ok! We’re home free if we trust each other! VALBORG Dream again you mother-fluffed! FUZZO If you stay here, Greenland stays sunken! You’d rather suffer? Fine - I’ll go: I’ll do it on my own. VALBORG Errrrr… FINE. Tell me your plan. FUZZO I KNEW you’d-! VALBORG You have ONE VERSE tip I throttle you. FUZZO Ok! For months, I’ve been discreet; I run errands at the infirmary If they need it done, they trust in me! And there’s the opportunity! This week, it paid off - thanks to my patience The key, to the safe - all of the medication Slipped in hidden, came out with an Opportunity! For you and me!! VALBORG YES but WHAT? FUZZO See the Trogus have trouble sleeping down here with all the gravity- VALBORG What?? FUZZO SEDATIVES VAL! And I stole them all! VALBORG Drug them all? FUZZO Yes! VALBORG No you couldn’t. FUZZO Friend the proof is in your pudding! VALBORG Lace their lunch… FUZZO They’ll be counting sheep and We’ll make off while they’re all sleeping! VALBORG I’ll be free to fulfill my mission… FUZZO If you accept this conscription BOTH Pudding and pills is our prescription To cure us of this Trogus prison! Oh! It’s the perfect ruse All that’s left to do’s Put my trust in you FUZZO So what you say Val…? VALBORG …I can’t believe I’m doing this… FUZZO Yes! Dance with me VALBORG Stop it! Fuzzo! Stop it, you’re - everyone’s looking. Alright - now tell me the rest of the plan. FUZZO Shh, Val, everyone’s looking VALBORG Well yes but - UGH. What’s next FUZZO Let’s not get ahead of ourselves! Step one, just play it cool Tomorrow at lunch, we’ll make our move Once we’re done, on to step two! The perfect opportunity! Take the pills, avoid detection VALBORG I’ll add them after vat inspection FUZZO Crush em good, they’ll never notice BOTH Off to dreamland for all Trogus! VALBORG I never would have guessed our pairing FUZZO Fortune favors those who dare, and Fur or less we’ve got it covered If we trust on one another! BOTH Oh! We’re gonna score! Make the Trogus snore And slip out the door! Nothing bad will Come of this I’m sure!
6.	Heart Felt Soft / Sack's Gone Limp / Hard Song, Soft and Limp 03:34	lyrics	buy track
HUPHELUMPHAGUS Oh Feltina. I miss you. Your soft fur. It’s … (Sings.) My fuzzy Love I wonder do you feel it too The phantom touch of my fur Touching you I miss your paws The way you’d stand up for a cause Brutally enforcing laws, The way you moved… The way you’d hold me, tell me all was not lost When Hearts Felt Soft When Hearts Felt Soft When Hearts Felt Soft I long to feel that way again… BOGUS Oh yes it’s true! The Fuzz inside us all will do, What- HUPHELUMPHAGUS (cont.) Whoa, what are you doing? ... BOGUS OK, I’ll take it over. (Sings.) What e’er I do HUPHELUMPHAGUS This is my song, man BOGUS My brother Crogus beats me to From egg pouch on, always His number 2 I must be cursed! HUPHELUMPHAGUS That’s a bit much BOGUS My talents wasted here on Earth When will they see my stunning worth? See the truth? When your heart sack’s empty Oh, how do you live? HUPH Gross BOGUS When your Sack’s Gone Limp When your Sack’s Gone Limp When your Sack’s Gone Limp How can you learn to live again?? I’m on my knees and praying Ur-Younch hear my call! Your humble, handsome servant, Peerless, without fault HUPH Oh this is terrible! You’re stealing my song! ... HUPHELUMPHAGUS No you don’t! (Sings.) I guess we’ll have to solve this By emotional availability and lyrical woe BOGUS You’re on! Just watch as I school you! Listen and learn, girl, take some notes! Ah ah I’m in pain HUPHELUMPHAGUS Ok my turn: Oh Oh Oh My heart is breaking down! BOGUS Whatever, I’ve got this No! My sack! Please fill it once again!! HUPHELUMPHAGUS Haha, ok - this is kinda fun [vocalizing] BOGUS Alright my turn… Ok… you got two in a row so… Come on!
7.	Who Survives 03:22	lyrics	buy track
NUPHA You survive. (Sings.) When I was human, I worked my hands near bleeding So my love and I could just scrape by In the service of the rich, the dumb, the needy Who sneered at me; a rat they despised. Who survives? Well, if you’re smart It’s those that harden in their hearts And spite their lords with another day of life. On fuzzing day we changed; my love remained flesh Was sent off to the camps and seen no more For me, the rat for which they couldn’t care less I was sent to fight in the Fleshy / Puppet War Humans, puppets, blown apart Their pieces bounced right off my heart Who survives? Those who’ve been dead before [Vocalizing] One pair of paws is like another Two simple tools designed to take And if that makes you sad, well that is your mistake For who survives is Undecided Some are prey and Some are tyrants Some decide that Time’s worth biding Ever silent Til they come alive I survive! I survive! I survive! I survive! Flesh, Fuzz or Alien It’s all the same to them Those who survive give in So soul left to submit A heart inanimate A face im-passionate A will to live safe within I survive… I survive… And while you grit your teeth and smile Perhaps inside all of the while Something there brews behind your eyes For as the rat serves Their exper’ments She still has her Claws to tear with She still has her Teeth to bare and She still has her Mind set to survive! [Vocalizing] Who survives? Who’s to say? Who’s idea’s this anyway? If you find out, don’t bother telling me. I survive I survive I survive I survive I survive I survive…
8.	Lullaby for Trogus (Fur or Less) 01:11	lyrics	buy track
3.2 Lullaby for Trogus BOTH Nighty night Don’t sleep tight VALBORG When you awake your nightmare will begin FUZZO It really worked I mean, of course it worked! I really did it! Fuzzo for the win! VALBORG Shh FUZZO Sorry! BOTH We made the plan and got them snoring Side by side FUZZO My pride is soaring! BOTH Unlikely team up, perfect scheming This dream team got the Trogus dreaming! FUZZO Best pal. c’mon, the world’s ours for taking VALBORG Enough with all this celebrating! You we’re right, I owe that to you. But step one’s done - on to step two. So how do we do it? FUZZO Do what? VALBORG Get out of here and defeat the Trogus. FUZZO Oh. Right! Take these pills, avoid detection! VALBORG No, we did that part. FUZZO And they fell asleep VALBORG Yes… FUZZO And then… Best friends best friends now we’re best friends! Something something save the world! VALBORG Fuzzo, that’s NOT a plan… FUZZO Oh, well, you know VALBORG What is step two of the plan? FUZZO Well, you know. Etcetera, etceteras… VALBORG Oh god you don’t have a PLAN FUZZO We can wing it! VALBORG I’m going to gut you like a piglet! FUZZO Uh oh! Wait who’s that?
9.	Lesser Beings 03:35	lyrics	buy track
3.3 Lesser Beings BOGUS Enough now. It doesn’t matter. I’ll gift all three of you to the Crumnox! That will show Crogus. It’s so easy to bring down you lesser beings – (Sings.) Sure you chafe at the chain Protest you’re not lesser, but what’s in a name? As long as you’re in your place, safe To learn at the knee of a superior race Fight all you will, that’s the thrill for us all To watch little dumb dumbs try to evolve My sympathies - oh, how it must burn When one learns one’s place is to serve In every direction, we have searched and we find Lesser being’s possessing a lesser mind, lesser mind Galactically speaking, you’re of poorer design It’s just a foible of breeding with your lesser kind, lesser kind It’s so quaint what you have A cute little culture that isn’t half bad But look at the facts as they appear Look at my people, the comparison’s clear: You’re nobly savage, but your brain is your traitor Quite below average by the metrics we favor See it our way because we can’t see it yours To stoop so low would question our worth We have made the decision to do our best to be kind Provide supervision to your lesser minds, lesser minds Give you labor, for propose, let you bast in our shine We are benevolent handlers of your lesser kind, lesser kind Lesser beings! Lesser beings! Now you beg, I laugh! Your chance has passed Your failures are vast - your planet had crashed: We ended your wars, we cleaned your shores We fed your poor - and now you want more?? When I turn you fools in I’ll make sure you suffer They’ll finally see my greatness No longer lesser than my br-OH …That hurt. He’s cut off when he’s bashed in the head. He falls to the ground. NUPHA is holding the pipe. NUPHA That’s one way to shut him up. SONDRA You hit him with a pipe! He’s been knocked out. NUPHA Fight all you will - that’s the thrill; did he say? Well I hope that he’s thrilled from this pipe to his brain. And fight, yes indeed - til the day we are free. The rebellion forever are weeeeeeee! Condescension and blame, threats to dissect and divide Is the common refrain of a lesser mind, lesser mind Tyrants beware - where you assail and malign, You may be caught unawares by a lesser kind, lesser kind! Lesser beings! Lesser beings! SONDRA, PANGA Na na na na na na! Na na na na na na! Na na na na na na! Na na na na na, na na na! Na na na na na na! Na na na na na na! Na na na na na na! Na na na na na, na na na!
10.	Hope Orbiting Hope 02:27	lyrics	buy track
SONDRA It’s called Pheezy. We all feel it. But we should do this. Let’s go. (Sings.) Nowhere left but up now Our hope is in the sky Relay stations’s our destination! Reconnect with my ladies Run diagnosis, hack from inside Once we’re in the system, we’ll disarm all the prisons With Resistance forces, turning the tide! Somewhere up there, hope is in orbit All we need is waiting for us The future’s here, we’re hurtling towards it PANGLA We’re off into an adventure! We’re heading into the stars! A broadcast to compel the masses to rebel! I’ll tell everybody I love them And free the people of planet Earth Send them all a message from way up in the heavens To fight off those oppressing our world! Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh! Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh! Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh! Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh! SONDRA Somewhere up there, hope is in orbit The future’s here, we’re hurtling towards it Launch the ship and set our course, it’s Off to storm the Trogus fortress! HUPHELUMPHAGUS Somewhere up in the atmosphere There I’ll find a way Oooooo Oooooo Find and go to Tina She’ll tell me everything is Ok Oooooo Everything is ok, everything is ok Everything is ok, oh god I hope it’s ok Way up there I’ll find a way Make it right make it ok The dark inside please go away Oh oh oh oh oh oh PANGLA Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh! Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh! Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh! Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh! SONDRA Somewhere up there, hope is in orbit The future’s here, we’re hurtling towards it Launch the ship and set our course, it’s Off to storm the Trogus fortress!
11.	Make Way for Crumnox! 02:20	lyrics	buy track
4.1 Make Way for Crumnox! CRUMNOX Don’t ‘right but’ me! I AM THE CRUMNOX! (Sings.) The Trogus would be naught If we had not attained the thought Quite early off what commerce offered us The promise of a bottomless Extravagance and Tactfulness To Rise above the Average Races you might find I am the eminent example Of our species’ chosen mantel Unafraid to take a gamble In the chase of all gains ample Leveraging our profits with No reverence of Tolerance For those of poorer mind The earnings I’ve been turning In the service of our flourishing Empire’s evident So when I grant a visit formal Expect I am deserving Of a little more respect! I am the richest of the Crumnox Don’t act dumb-nox, move your buttocks! I’m the summit of abundance Blast the trumpets, rouse these bumpkins Make way for the Cumnox! Give a cheer! I am here. FLOGUS Yes all that - but, at this current moment I am the only- CRUMNO Do pardon while you chattered I engaged in larger matters Traded Saturn for some atoms That I flipped for several gases Fed rumors to the rabble Worked the market to a later And came out with 20 suns! See, the secret, I’ve determined Is that nothing’s truly worthless: You can mine it, skin it’s surface Put it’s people into service Throw the rest into the the furnace Sell the product for a surplus And purchase once again! All matter is commodity - Be’t rocketry or colony, All meat becomes a meal! All things are merely property Their novelty’ll fetch a fee If you can work the deal! So while we’ve conversate’d Sold the time you kept me waiting Inflated it and traded it For some trumpets - here start playing’m! Make way for the Crumnox! Give a cheer! I am here! FLOGUS How - what?? I don’t know how to play these! Listen, I’m trying to tell you - even if I wanted to- CRUMNOX You vermin! Can’t you listen? All my time that you’ve been given For the visit to this prison In this distant, driveling system Is a treasure simply glistening I should charge a commission For the privilege of all that you might learn! I don’t just offer such an honor To any sort of pauper Unless I can hope to prosper Time is money, fill the coffer, or else sir, you are a robber! At the very least a bother With a hubris yet unearned… If your credit is in deficit This conversation’s ended I’ve just no time for you But turn your losses into profit Let’s get talking - name the topic! There’s just so much we can do! Time is money and I’m lending So why are you the one that’s spending All my patience? Are we done yet? Times a wasting, sound those trumpets! Make way for the Crumnox! Give a cheer! I am here! Your lesson’s done Now sound the drums Announce that I’ve de-spaced The sooner we do, The sooner it’s thru And I’ll leave this wretched place I am the richest of the Crumnox Don’t act dumb-nox, move your buttocks! I’m the summit of abundance Blast the trumpets, rouse these bumpkins Make way for the Cumnox! Give a cheer! I am here.
12.	Long Days Journey Into Space 03:29	lyrics	buy track
FELTINA We’re really up and off to space now, wow… GLORPO Relax, you’re gonna love the ride By that I mean the trip and move! We’re gonna wow them ain’t we- BLOOR Bloor! GLORPO From that big ol’ relay station in the sky! PANGLA I am so glad that we’re together! HUPHELUMPHAGUS We’re really somewhere new this time… SONDRA Space is easy, nothing tough PANGLA It’s like a big old empty hug! That’s wrapped around the earth - we’re goon be fine! FELTINA/PANGLA/HUPHELUMPHAGUS/SONDRA Oh here we go! Into the great unknown! Our lives so far below - we’re on our way! What lies above? What can the whole sky hold? HUPHELUMPHAGUS I’m nervous for the future that awaits FELTINA/PANGLA/HUPHELUMPHAGUS/SONDRA After our long day’s journey into space FUZZO Oh wow the world is so dang tiny Really makes you think about your place VALBORG Controls are stuck! We’re on a course Dictated by a pre-programmed force To dock within the relay station’s bay This isn’t how I planned my day… FELTINA / PANGLA / HUPH / SONDRA / FUZZO / VALBORG And off we go! Into the great unknown! Our homes so far below - we’re on our way What lies inside, what future does it hide Together we’ll discover what awaits On our long days journey into Space- FUZZO Space is great, an endless vacuum SONDRA I hope this station has a bathroom HUPHELUMPHUGUS I’m scared VALBORG I’m worried PANGLA Onwards! GLORPO Hurry! ALL OOOOoooo HUPHELUMPHAGUS/FELTINA I finally feel a calm inside me This is the place I need to be GLORPO You’ll find your love, we’ll do our show SONDRA We’ll free the rebels PANGLA I’ll broadcast hope! GLORPO/PANGLA/FELTINA/HUPH Yes things are finally looking good for me VALBORG/FUZZO Please send us home SONDRA Man, I really need to pee! ALL Oh, Here we are! Out among the star! Where we will constalate - and choose our fate It’s growing near - our future’s finally here Somewhere just inside those metal gates GLORPO Hurry, can’t be late! ALL Oh here we go, into the great unknown! Our home’s so far below, we’re on our way What lies inside, what does our future hold? Together we’ll discover what awaits Find what changes wait in the new day From our long day’s journey into Space Ah! VALBORG / FUZZO Space is huge and I’m so minuscule SONDRA I feel like I’m sitting on a swimming pool! PANGLA I told you to go before we left home! HUPHELUMPHAGUS It’s ok to be scared some times I know. ALL Oh! Oh! It’s ok to be scared some times, I It’s ok to be scared some times I know!
13.	Adios Earth 03:07	lyrics	buy track
MOURNFUL COUNTRY WESTERN SINGER Well damn I guess we finally gone and done it I’m reeling from the sight Apologies are in order; boy we’re blushing I wish we’d done you right I get it if you’re angry, I’m sure I would be too If I put up with half the junk we went and done to you Don’t mean to compare, but too, for me, it’s pretty rough Cuz you’re where I was keeping all my stuff Adios Earth, It’s been fun Seems we really screwed the poochie on this one Adios Earth, ciao and so long Feels super duper weird now that you’re gone Well hopefully you’re in some planet heaven Where planet Jesus reigns Where all his angel moons are in attendance Strumming Saturn’s rings to ease your pain And maybe you look down on us, the few that still remain, And wonder why you fed us and gave us a place to stay We couldn’t’ve hoped to be here without your loving grace So I guess this is your fault too, in some ways. Adios Earth, sure got you good Like some of us were pretty sure we would Adios Earth, you sure were swell And perhaps we’ll see you soon again in hell Don’t know what it was that got into us But we sure wanted you dead We scorched and torched your forests, choked your oceans Poisoned you everywhere we spread Perhaps we were all sadists, or maybe just a plague A common sort of cancer for a planet of your age Whatever was the reason, I guess I’m here to say Sorry that we murdered you today Adios Earth, it’s been fun Seems we really pooped the bucket on this one Adios Earth, we did you wrong Feels super duper weird now that you’re gone But we’re all dead now too, oh well, so long!
14.	Our Dumb Universe, Intro 01:20		buy track

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FOTHS was created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger

All music written by Matt roi Berger

Additional Vocal Arrangements by Martin D Fowler and Megan Bagala

Instruments recorded by Matt roi Berger
Vocals recorded by Martin D Fowler

Mixed and Mastered by Martin D Fowler