Dankent’s Song

from Our Dumb Universe, Part 3 by Podmusical

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lyrics

DANKENT

I ain’t the product of the gook inside my bones
I ain’t your babe just cuz spored into the unknown
My null is voided, you’re not nobody, you don’t count
So take a hike pops,you ain’t even worth an ounce!

Wait a minute, what’s this coming out my mouth?
Never sung nothing before but now I guess I’m singing out!
Well let me sing yah ‘zactly what’s I’ve on my mind
Cuz it’s been boiling up there for some time

You missed on
Your long con
So piss off
I ain’t your son, bum!
Take a long walk
Off a short dock
You can suck my balls!

I voluntarily disinherit me, you, as a parent, I reject
Already got myself a family, and one that doesn’t make me sick
I guess Sondra’s like my mom, and maybe Pangla’s my kid sis
Bloor’s like a weird uncle and there’s Fuzzo too I guess.

Look I ain’t much, but to them I guess I count
So let’s hit the chorus and really spell it out:

You missed on
This long con
So piss off and
Kiss my chops, Pops!
Go blast off, you jag off
You can suck my balls!

Man I love sining!
Who knew it was so easy!
Honestly it’s freaky:
Just breath and feel deeply
And tell your dad to eat a butt! Yeah!

It’s kinda laughable how bad you screwed this up
Your so bad my actual dad looks better just because
Sp take your war crimes and shove them in your bum
This singing detective ain’t your son!

No I ain’t much, but all I am’s not thanks to you
Not that you’d understand what friends can do

No, You missed on
This long con
So lift off,
Get your hot air long gone
I got my friends
You ain’t like them
You ain’t worth the breath
To tell you off Pops
No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
You don’t matter to me!
I was fine long
‘Fore you came long
You can suck my balls!
You can suck my balls!
You can suck my balls!