Additional Vocal Arrangements by Megan Bagala and Martin Fowler
lyrics
PROF Y SHIP
What? No. Me. Prof Y. My USB finger with my y-grams perfectly integrated my digital consciousness with the Fartknocker. But now it’s called the Y-Ship!
(Sings.)
Guess who’s back?
Y is here!
New ship, who dis?
Check my brand new gear
Hate to brag
But my hull is fine
And I’m gonna haul
When these thrusters fire
Back from the dead and ready to let loose
Gonna blast some plasma, from my cute caboose!
Y-Ship is gonna sail the stars
When do we depart?
Wanna test these parts!
Y-Ship is gonna blow your mind
Fastest ship designed
Best you’ll ever find, see:
The Y-ship is a fly ship, no denying
No run of the mill supply ship, bitch is styling
Unparalleled design and a leather interior
The criterion, the limit, other ships are inferior - Hear me:
Stand back, cuz this ship slaps, catching no flack
Cuz in a whip crack I’m there, back yeah yeah
Blink and you miss - this hip ship’s like a kiss
On the lips of a hyper stellar star fairing miss, goddess
Technology pushed to its furthest
The universe harnessed and strapped to my rockets
Speed of light in first gear, I’m honestly yawning
Replicating food and fuel and rates almost alarming
My sensors are the sharpest, displays are the largest
Ever conceived or hypothesized, or possible, honest!
And at the heart of this star ship’s the modest and charming
Smartest damn bitch in this galaxy’s quadrant, come on!
Y-Ship is gonna travel space
Take us to the brain
Save the human race
Y-Ship’ll do it all in style
Come on take a ride
Dummy get inside me!
There was a time I was a finger, so alone
No body of my own to call my own, so dark and cold
Next thing I know, I’m returned and so much more
From death life sparks fresher than before!
The Y-Ship is a fly ship can’t deny ship
Got a new lease on life ship, ship is priceless
Nothing gonna stop her, gonna bother or block her
Back to the top, to the center of the galaxy, hop on!
This star ship is a hard ship, gonna star in
The story of her glory, locked and ready to depart in
3 2 1 blast off and ascend
To the ends of the galaxy and do it again!
The Y-Ship is a fly ship can’t deny ship
Got a new lease on life ship, ship is priceless
Nothing gonna stop her, gonna bother or block her
Back to the top, to the center of the galaxy, hop on!
This star ship is a hard ship, gonna star in
The story of her glory, locked and ready to depart in
3 2 1 blast off and ascend
To the ends of the galaxy and do it again!
The Y-Ship is a fly ship can’t deny ship
Got a new lease on life ship, ship is priceless
3 2 1 blast off and ascend
To the ends of the galaxy and do it again!
