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1. |
Universal Space Jam
03:04
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SLEEPY ONE
Too late I’m already jamming.
(Sings.)
Ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Well the Universe is done
I guess we had some fun this time
There were some boring parts,
But the ending and the start’ll be fire - literally -
Cuz every sun is gonna burst
Bust the planets into dirt and waste
Like a cosmic monsoon,
Everything’ll be consumed in flame
Say: Oh oh, yeah it’s the end days
Ain’t nothing’s nigh, cept the end of time
So oh, oh, join us in deep space
Watch the galaxy blow; the universe is toast
Well the Eternals are arriving
Fraternizing at the open bar
Catching up and trading gabs,
Passing apps by the collapsing star
Everyone’ll play a part
At the Universe’s start, but til then
The Ur Son’s got a handle
On all of the remodeling plans
Every atom’s gonna split,
And reality’ll rip in twain
Strip the matter of it’s reason,
As the structure starts to weaken and break
Every particle of being,
Will surrender it’s cohesion
And return to it’s original state:
A sort of cosmic jam - oh yeah
Oh oh Yeah it’s a Space Jam
So oh oh join in the Space Jam
Yeah oh oh babe it’s all Space Jam
Just some goo in the dark
Don’t think about it too hard.
Oh oh hey it’s the end man
Yeah your galaxy’s toast, your every atom’s a joke
So: Oh oh jelly down with the Space Jam
A little Jelly and then
We’re gonna do it again
We’re gonna do it again
Ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo
(Beat.)
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2. |
Invasion
03:19
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I know it’s all new
But don’t you freak out
I’m here to calm your fears
Put to rest your doubts
We’re only here
To tidy up the place
To improve the worth
Of your pitiful race
Invasion!
Yes you’re gonna see
Invasion!
Just how great it can be
Invasion!
You get something you can rely on:
Invasion!
Now form yourselves in a line
Invasion!
Now you’re marching in time
Invasion!All your troubles soon will be bygone!
Now march! And SMILE! Haha!
Once you’re retrained
You’ll be totally free
To work in any
Pudding facility
And if you work hard
You won’t be horribly maimed
At least not on purpose
By any of our maiming rays!
Once you get used to it I think you’ll love our colonial paradise
We’ll know whether or not as we watch from our space station in the sky
Don’t paint us as invaders, we’re your collaborators
We’ll make your world greater by the standards that we favor
So turn in all the traitors - their deaths will be slow and pained!
Behold!
In three mere months of cultivation
See the fruits of our creation
With your labor and our patience
Our guiding sense of innovation
O’erflowing are the pudd’ plantations
Their crops just tops to much elation
Approval rates rise with every poll taken -
Say all the state news organizations
All are joined in celebration
Your former world a faded sensation
Of death and violence, ire and vexation
We solved it for you, saved you from damnation
Seems your salvation was…
Invasion!
Hey it’s gonna be great
Invasion!
You’ll love your new vassal state
Invasion!
All your troubles soon will be bygone
Invasion!
No need to feel shame
Invasion!
Every beast must be tamed
Invasion!
It’s something you can rely on,
Something you can rely on,
Something you can rely on!
Yeah!
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3. |
Glorpo and Bloor
03:02
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GLORPO
I don’t think you do –
(Sings.)
Prepare yourself for laughter
Get your squanch to the edge of your seat
If entertainment’s what you’re after
Well, you’re in for quite the treat
We just flew in from Bloovarts
And boy are our wings BEAT
…tough crowd!
No bother, soon you’ll gather what I mean!
Name a planet and we’ve played it
Name a race and sure we slayed’em with our A game!
Every asteroid and station
If it’s worth it’s weight’s acquainted with our names!
Sure some material is dated
And we lack some elevation in our pay grade
But once those Trogus ribs are aching
From the jokes that we’l be making, that’ll change!
Iconically hedonic and synonymous with glee
They’re the eponymous comics you’ve been waiting to see
Prepare for histrionics and to laugh until you’re vomiting!
They’re the show that you’ve been waiting for,
Stick around for Glorpo and Bloor!
Raise the curtain and stomp the floor,
Give it up for Glorpo and Bloor!
Glorpo and Bloor…
Have you heard our Who’s Bloomp routine?
Go!
Hey Bloor who’s bloomp
BLOOR
Bloor!
GLORPO
You don’t say!
BLOOR
Bloor!
GLORPO
You do say?
BLOOR
Bloor?
GLORPO
Who say? Uday!
BLOOR
Bloor!
GLORPO
That’s no bloomp that’s my squeeem!
Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk!
We start off with a number
That gets everybody humming and a swaying!
Then a bit of Grewvish mothers
How they smother and they suffer, they’ll adore!
Then Bloor we’ll get them blushing
With his stories of the stunners he’s been dating!
And before they can recover
Our soft shoe will have them thundering for more!
Our impressions are excellent
And gently offensive, it’s
Immense-ally evident
That we’re in our element
And they’ll hear us in the nose bleed
Cuz our voices ring so resonantly!!
If you liked that, well we got plenty more;
Tell your friends, it’s Glorpo and Bloor!
Here are a few you haven’t heard before
Courtesy of Glorpo and Bloor:
Ahem
A Hoovian from Dromedian space
Was on his honeymoon, in case
You aren’t familiar with the phrase
That’s an allusion to the festive
Ceremonial excursion that a Hoovian will take
Just following the marriage to a mate,
SO!
The Hoovian says BLOOR and
Then his mate replies with BLOOR BLOOR
Confused he asks her BLOOR?
And she replies with BLOOR!
And so then our friend the Hoovian
Strips down to just his Joovians and
Shrugging then he laughs and tells her
BLOOOOOOOOR!
Oh Bloor you are filthy SICK. I don’t normally perform blue, but so much of our audience is Blue, so. Now for a little antigravity tap dance!
FETINA
I don’t hear the taps.
GLORPO
There’s no taps in zero gravity
But have a hankie from my central cavity.
FELTINA
No.
GLORPO
Seats be filling
Make that killing
Spacebucks, count em up
Millions on Millions
Try to step on our stage?
You get a pie in the face!
Best BLOOR know BLOOR your BLOOR place!
You want more
we give you BLOOR
BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLOOR
BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLA BLOOR Esoteric!
BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLA BLOOR in hysterics!
BLOOR BLOOR BLOOR BLA BLOOR BLA BLOOR ruin your marriage!
Slaying so often, I guess we’re barbaric!
Classically trained
Unchained
Are you not entertained?
Yada dada, gotta catch my breath…
Something something Glorpo and Bloor…
Then we finish with a backflip
And a little bit of slapstick
Then Bloor does his famous hat trick
Where the hats they keep on stacking
Then the tension is just crackling!
Then the audience is gasping
And the final hat, guess what?
It’s meeeeee! YEAAAAAH!
I’m really telling you!
My name is Glorpo! And this guy is
BOTH
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
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4. |
Crapioca
03:24
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1.3 Crapioca
VALBORG
Tapioca
Suffering in viscous form
Tapioca
From which hell were you born?
Tapioca
No I can’t shake your stink
And all that I feel that I see that I think
Is Tapioca now
First bell, I’m on my knees, preparing pudd carafes
Second bell, I’m on my knees, to stir the pudding vats
Third bell, I’m slinging pudd and pealing pudding skin
Fourth bell, off to pudding dreams before I do it all again
In all my favorite dreams, I’m fighting to survive
Before I wake up to the nightmare of just getting by
I was a warrior, a sacred mission upheld
Now I’m a server in my private pudding hell, of
Tapioca
I’ve been devoured alive
Lost my focus
Lost my drive to survive
My life’s a coda
I’m stuck at the end
Repeating the worst parts again and again
And it’s only Tapioca…
In my mind I am in Greenland’s arms, I am home
Watching the eagles soar and musk oxen roam
And then I smile, I am a million miles from you
From all that I am
From all I’ve failed to do
When I was against the odds, the enemy was known
He was everything outside of me that kept me from my home
But each day that I live on with my home beneath the sea
I fear more and more my enemy lives in me
Laughing as I scoop beneath the pudding tyranny of Tapioca
Crapioca
How I long for your death
With each iota
Of me til my dying breath
You’re no Flodboller
And never could you hope to be
You’re a mistake of nutritional chemistry
Feel the sting of my ladle as I stab at thee
Die and let me be,
Tapioca.
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5. |
Fur or Less
03:26
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FUZZO
Just hear me out …
(Sings)
Hey! I got a plan!
Just stick with me; just take my hand
We’ll be home free, if we can land
A little opportunity, an opportunity
VALBORG
Get away from me!
FUZZO
I swear! It’s gonna work - if we do it right.
Stick it to those jerks - slip into the night
A one time honored, can’t be squandered
Opportunity! For you and me!
Trust me friend - they won’t see it coming!
VALBORG
Say “friend” again, I’ll gut your stuffing
We’re enemies - had you forgotten??
FUZZO
If I say yes…
VALBORG
I’ll spill your cotton.
FUZZO
Ok!
We’re home free if we trust each other!
VALBORG
Dream again you mother-fluffed!
FUZZO
If you stay here, Greenland stays sunken!
You’d rather suffer? Fine - I’ll go: I’ll do it on my own.
VALBORG
Errrrr… FINE. Tell me your plan.
FUZZO
I KNEW you’d-!
VALBORG
You have ONE VERSE tip I throttle you.
FUZZO
Ok!
For months, I’ve been discreet;
I run errands at the infirmary
If they need it done, they trust in me!
And there’s the opportunity!
This week, it paid off - thanks to my patience
The key, to the safe - all of the medication
Slipped in hidden, came out with an
Opportunity! For you and me!!
VALBORG
YES but WHAT?
FUZZO
See the Trogus have trouble sleeping down here with all the gravity-
VALBORG
What??
FUZZO
SEDATIVES VAL! And I stole them all!
VALBORG
Drug them all?
FUZZO
Yes!
VALBORG
No you couldn’t.
FUZZO
Friend the proof is in your pudding!
VALBORG
Lace their lunch…
FUZZO
They’ll be counting sheep and
We’ll make off while they’re all sleeping!
VALBORG
I’ll be free to fulfill my mission…
FUZZO
If you accept this conscription
BOTH
Pudding and pills is our prescription
To cure us of this Trogus prison!
Oh! It’s the perfect ruse
All that’s left to do’s
Put my trust in you
FUZZO
So what you say Val…?
VALBORG
…I can’t believe I’m doing this…
FUZZO
Yes! Dance with me
VALBORG
Stop it! Fuzzo! Stop it, you’re - everyone’s looking. Alright - now tell me the rest of the plan.
FUZZO
Shh, Val, everyone’s looking
VALBORG
Well yes but - UGH. What’s next
FUZZO
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves!
Step one, just play it cool
Tomorrow at lunch, we’ll make our move
Once we’re done, on to step two!
The perfect opportunity!
Take the pills, avoid detection
VALBORG
I’ll add them after vat inspection
FUZZO
Crush em good, they’ll never notice
BOTH
Off to dreamland for all Trogus!
VALBORG
I never would have guessed our pairing
FUZZO
Fortune favors those who dare, and
Fur or less we’ve got it covered
If we trust on one another!
BOTH
Oh! We’re gonna score!
Make the Trogus snore
And slip out the door!
Nothing bad will
Come of this I’m sure!
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HUPHELUMPHAGUS
Oh Feltina. I miss you. Your soft fur. It’s …
(Sings.)
My fuzzy Love
I wonder do you feel it too
The phantom touch of my fur
Touching you
I miss your paws
The way you’d stand up for a cause
Brutally enforcing laws,
The way you moved…
The way you’d hold me, tell me all was not lost
When Hearts Felt Soft
When Hearts Felt Soft
When Hearts Felt Soft
I long to feel that way again…
BOGUS
Oh yes it’s true!
The Fuzz inside us all will do,
What-
HUPHELUMPHAGUS (cont.)
Whoa, what are you doing?
...
BOGUS
OK, I’ll take it over.
(Sings.)
What e’er I do
HUPHELUMPHAGUS
This is my song, man
BOGUS
My brother Crogus beats me to
From egg pouch on, always
His number 2
I must be cursed!
HUPHELUMPHAGUS
That’s a bit much
BOGUS
My talents wasted here on Earth
When will they see my stunning worth?
See the truth?
When your heart sack’s empty
Oh, how do you live?
HUPH
Gross
BOGUS
When your Sack’s Gone Limp
When your Sack’s Gone Limp
When your Sack’s Gone Limp
How can you learn to live again??
I’m on my knees and praying
Ur-Younch hear my call!
Your humble, handsome servant,
Peerless, without fault
HUPH
Oh this is terrible! You’re stealing my song!
...
HUPHELUMPHAGUS
No you don’t!
(Sings.)
I guess we’ll have to solve this
By emotional availability and lyrical woe
BOGUS
You’re on! Just watch as I school you!
Listen and learn, girl, take some notes!
Ah ah I’m in pain
HUPHELUMPHAGUS
Ok my turn:
Oh Oh Oh My heart is breaking down!
BOGUS
Whatever, I’ve got this
No! My sack! Please fill it once again!!
HUPHELUMPHAGUS
Haha, ok - this is kinda fun
[vocalizing]
BOGUS
Alright my turn…
Ok… you got two in a row so…
Come on!
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7. |
Who Survives
03:22
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NUPHA
You survive.
(Sings.)
When I was human, I worked my hands near bleeding
So my love and I could just scrape by
In the service of the rich, the dumb, the needy
Who sneered at me; a rat they despised.
Who survives? Well, if you’re smart
It’s those that harden in their hearts
And spite their lords with another day of life.
On fuzzing day we changed; my love remained flesh
Was sent off to the camps and seen no more
For me, the rat for which they couldn’t care less
I was sent to fight in the Fleshy / Puppet War
Humans, puppets, blown apart
Their pieces bounced right off my heart
Who survives? Those who’ve been dead before
[Vocalizing]
One pair of paws is like another
Two simple tools designed to take
And if that makes you sad, well that is your mistake
For who survives is
Undecided
Some are prey and
Some are tyrants
Some decide that
Time’s worth biding
Ever silent
Til they come alive
I survive!
I survive!
I survive!
I survive!
Flesh, Fuzz or Alien
It’s all the same to them
Those who survive give in
So soul left to submit
A heart inanimate
A face im-passionate
A will to live safe within
I survive…
I survive…
And while you grit your teeth and smile
Perhaps inside all of the while
Something there brews behind your eyes
For as the rat serves
Their exper’ments
She still has her
Claws to tear with
She still has her
Teeth to bare and
She still has her
Mind set to survive!
[Vocalizing]
Who survives?
Who’s to say?
Who’s idea’s this anyway?
If you find out, don’t bother telling me.
I survive
I survive
I survive
I survive
I survive
I survive…
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3.2 Lullaby for Trogus
BOTH
Nighty night
Don’t sleep tight
VALBORG
When you awake your nightmare will begin
FUZZO
It really worked
I mean, of course it worked!
I really did it! Fuzzo for the win!
VALBORG
Shh
FUZZO
Sorry!
BOTH
We made the plan and got them snoring
Side by side
FUZZO
My pride is soaring!
BOTH
Unlikely team up, perfect scheming
This dream team got the Trogus dreaming!
FUZZO
Best pal. c’mon, the world’s ours for taking
VALBORG
Enough with all this celebrating!
You we’re right, I owe that to you.
But step one’s done - on to step two.
So how do we do it?
FUZZO
Do what?
VALBORG
Get out of here and defeat the Trogus.
FUZZO
Oh. Right!
Take these pills, avoid detection!
VALBORG
No, we did that part.
FUZZO
And they fell asleep
VALBORG
Yes…
FUZZO
And then…
Best friends best friends now we’re best friends!
Something something save the world!
VALBORG
Fuzzo, that’s NOT a plan…
FUZZO
Oh, well, you know
VALBORG
What is step two of the plan?
FUZZO
Well, you know. Etcetera, etceteras…
VALBORG
Oh god you don’t have a PLAN
FUZZO
We can wing it!
VALBORG
I’m going to gut you like a piglet!
FUZZO
Uh oh! Wait who’s that?
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9. |
Lesser Beings
03:35
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3.3 Lesser Beings
BOGUS
Enough now. It doesn’t matter. I’ll gift all three of you to the Crumnox! That will show Crogus. It’s so easy to bring down you lesser beings –
(Sings.)
Sure you chafe at the chain
Protest you’re not lesser, but what’s in a name?
As long as you’re in your place, safe
To learn at the knee of a superior race
Fight all you will, that’s the thrill for us all
To watch little dumb dumbs try to evolve
My sympathies - oh, how it must burn
When one learns one’s place is to serve
In every direction, we have searched and we find
Lesser being’s possessing a lesser mind, lesser mind
Galactically speaking, you’re of poorer design
It’s just a foible of breeding with your lesser kind, lesser kind
It’s so quaint what you have
A cute little culture that isn’t half bad
But look at the facts as they appear
Look at my people, the comparison’s clear:
You’re nobly savage, but your brain is your traitor
Quite below average by the metrics we favor
See it our way because we can’t see it yours
To stoop so low would question our worth
We have made the decision to do our best to be kind
Provide supervision to your lesser minds, lesser minds
Give you labor, for propose, let you bast in our shine
We are benevolent handlers of your lesser kind, lesser kind
Lesser beings!
Lesser beings!
Now you beg, I laugh! Your chance has passed
Your failures are vast - your planet had crashed:
We ended your wars, we cleaned your shores
We fed your poor - and now you want more??
When I turn you fools in
I’ll make sure you suffer
They’ll finally see my greatness
No longer lesser than my br-OH
…That hurt.
He’s cut off when he’s bashed in the head. He falls to the ground.
NUPHA is holding the pipe.
NUPHA
That’s one way to shut him up.
SONDRA
You hit him with a pipe! He’s been knocked out.
NUPHA
Fight all you will - that’s the thrill; did he say?
Well I hope that he’s thrilled from this pipe to his brain.
And fight, yes indeed - til the day we are free.
The rebellion forever are weeeeeeee!
Condescension and blame, threats to dissect and divide
Is the common refrain of a lesser mind, lesser mind
Tyrants beware - where you assail and malign,
You may be caught unawares by a lesser kind, lesser kind!
Lesser beings!
Lesser beings!
SONDRA, PANGA
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na, na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na, na na na!
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10. |
Hope Orbiting Hope
02:27
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SONDRA
It’s called Pheezy. We all feel it. But we should do this. Let’s go.
(Sings.)
Nowhere left but up now
Our hope is in the sky
Relay stations’s our destination!
Reconnect with my ladies
Run diagnosis, hack from inside
Once we’re in the system, we’ll disarm all the prisons
With Resistance forces, turning the tide!
Somewhere up there, hope is in orbit
All we need is waiting for us
The future’s here, we’re hurtling towards it
PANGLA
We’re off into an adventure!
We’re heading into the stars!
A broadcast to compel the masses to rebel!
I’ll tell everybody I love them
And free the people of planet Earth
Send them all a message from way up in the heavens
To fight off those oppressing our world!
Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh!
Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh!
Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh!
Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh!
SONDRA
Somewhere up there, hope is in orbit
The future’s here, we’re hurtling towards it
Launch the ship and set our course, it’s
Off to storm the Trogus fortress!
HUPHELUMPHAGUS
Somewhere up in the atmosphere
There I’ll find a way
Oooooo
Oooooo
Find and go to Tina
She’ll tell me everything is Ok
Oooooo Everything is ok, everything is ok
Everything is ok, oh god I hope it’s ok
Way up there I’ll find a way
Make it right make it ok
The dark inside please go away
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
PANGLA
Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh!
Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh!
Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh!
Hope, hope, orbiting Hope! Oh-oh, oh-oh!
SONDRA
Somewhere up there, hope is in orbit
The future’s here, we’re hurtling towards it
Launch the ship and set our course, it’s
Off to storm the Trogus fortress!
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11. |
Make Way for Crumnox!
02:20
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4.1 Make Way for Crumnox!
CRUMNOX
Don’t ‘right but’ me! I AM THE CRUMNOX!
(Sings.)
The Trogus would be naught
If we had not attained the thought
Quite early off what commerce offered us
The promise of a bottomless
Extravagance and Tactfulness
To Rise above the Average
Races you might find
I am the eminent example
Of our species’ chosen mantel
Unafraid to take a gamble
In the chase of all gains ample
Leveraging our profits with
No reverence of Tolerance
For those of poorer mind
The earnings I’ve been turning
In the service of our flourishing
Empire’s evident
So when I grant a visit formal
Expect I am deserving
Of a little more respect!
I am the richest of the Crumnox
Don’t act dumb-nox, move your buttocks!
I’m the summit of abundance
Blast the trumpets, rouse these bumpkins
Make way for the Cumnox!
Give a cheer! I am here.
FLOGUS
Yes all that - but, at this current moment I am the only-
CRUMNO
Do pardon while you chattered
I engaged in larger matters
Traded Saturn for some atoms
That I flipped for several gases
Fed rumors to the rabble
Worked the market to a later
And came out with 20 suns!
See, the secret, I’ve determined
Is that nothing’s truly worthless:
You can mine it, skin it’s surface
Put it’s people into service
Throw the rest into the the furnace
Sell the product for a surplus
And purchase once again!
All matter is commodity -
Be’t rocketry or colony,
All meat becomes a meal!
All things are merely property
Their novelty’ll fetch a fee
If you can work the deal!
So while we’ve conversate’d
Sold the time you kept me waiting
Inflated it and traded it
For some trumpets - here start playing’m!
Make way for the Crumnox!
Give a cheer!
I am here!
FLOGUS
How - what?? I don’t know how to play these! Listen, I’m trying to tell you - even if I wanted to-
CRUMNOX
You vermin! Can’t you listen?
All my time that you’ve been given
For the visit to this prison
In this distant, driveling system
Is a treasure simply glistening
I should charge a commission
For the privilege of all that you might learn!
I don’t just offer such an honor
To any sort of pauper
Unless I can hope to prosper
Time is money, fill the coffer,
or else sir, you are a robber!
At the very least a bother
With a hubris yet unearned…
If your credit is in deficit
This conversation’s ended
I’ve just no time for you
But turn your losses into profit
Let’s get talking - name the topic!
There’s just so much we can do!
Time is money and I’m lending
So why are you the one that’s spending
All my patience? Are we done yet?
Times a wasting, sound those trumpets!
Make way for the Crumnox!
Give a cheer! I am here!
Your lesson’s done
Now sound the drums
Announce that I’ve de-spaced
The sooner we do,
The sooner it’s thru
And I’ll leave this wretched place
I am the richest of the Crumnox
Don’t act dumb-nox, move your buttocks!
I’m the summit of abundance
Blast the trumpets, rouse these bumpkins
Make way for the Cumnox!
Give a cheer! I am here.
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FELTINA
We’re really up and off to space now, wow…
GLORPO
Relax, you’re gonna love the ride
By that I mean the trip and move!
We’re gonna wow them ain’t we-
BLOOR
Bloor!
GLORPO
From that big ol’ relay station in the sky!
PANGLA
I am so glad that we’re together!
HUPHELUMPHAGUS
We’re really somewhere new this time…
SONDRA
Space is easy, nothing tough
PANGLA
It’s like a big old empty hug!
That’s wrapped around the earth - we’re goon be fine!
FELTINA/PANGLA/HUPHELUMPHAGUS/SONDRA
Oh here we go! Into the great unknown!
Our lives so far below - we’re on our way!
What lies above? What can the whole sky hold?
HUPHELUMPHAGUS
I’m nervous for the future that awaits
FELTINA/PANGLA/HUPHELUMPHAGUS/SONDRA
After our long day’s journey into space
FUZZO
Oh wow the world is so dang tiny
Really makes you think about your place
VALBORG
Controls are stuck! We’re on a course
Dictated by a pre-programmed force
To dock within the relay station’s bay
This isn’t how I planned my day…
FELTINA / PANGLA / HUPH / SONDRA / FUZZO / VALBORG
And off we go! Into the great unknown!
Our homes so far below - we’re on our way
What lies inside, what future does it hide
Together we’ll discover what awaits
On our long days journey into Space-
FUZZO
Space is great, an endless vacuum
SONDRA
I hope this station has a bathroom
HUPHELUMPHUGUS
I’m scared
VALBORG
I’m worried
PANGLA
Onwards!
GLORPO
Hurry!
ALL
OOOOoooo
HUPHELUMPHAGUS/FELTINA
I finally feel a calm inside me
This is the place I need to be
GLORPO
You’ll find your love, we’ll do our show
SONDRA
We’ll free the rebels
PANGLA
I’ll broadcast hope!
GLORPO/PANGLA/FELTINA/HUPH
Yes things are finally looking good for me
VALBORG/FUZZO
Please send us home
SONDRA
Man, I really need to pee!
ALL
Oh, Here we are! Out among the star!
Where we will constalate - and choose our fate
It’s growing near - our future’s finally here
Somewhere just inside those metal gates
GLORPO
Hurry, can’t be late!
ALL
Oh here we go, into the great unknown!
Our home’s so far below, we’re on our way
What lies inside, what does our future hold?
Together we’ll discover what awaits
Find what changes wait in the new day
From our long day’s journey into Space
Ah!
VALBORG / FUZZO
Space is huge and I’m so minuscule
SONDRA
I feel like I’m sitting on a swimming pool!
PANGLA
I told you to go before we left home!
HUPHELUMPHAGUS
It’s ok to be scared some times I know.
ALL
Oh!
Oh!
It’s ok to be scared some times, I
It’s ok to be scared some times I know!
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13. |
Adios Earth
03:07
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MOURNFUL COUNTRY WESTERN SINGER
Well damn I guess we finally gone and done it
I’m reeling from the sight
Apologies are in order; boy we’re blushing
I wish we’d done you right
I get it if you’re angry, I’m sure I would be too
If I put up with half the junk we went and done to you
Don’t mean to compare, but too, for me, it’s pretty rough
Cuz you’re where I was keeping all my stuff
Adios Earth, It’s been fun
Seems we really screwed the poochie on this one
Adios Earth, ciao and so long
Feels super duper weird now that you’re gone
Well hopefully you’re in some planet heaven
Where planet Jesus reigns
Where all his angel moons are in attendance
Strumming Saturn’s rings to ease your pain
And maybe you look down on us, the few that still remain,
And wonder why you fed us and gave us a place to stay
We couldn’t’ve hoped to be here without your loving grace
So I guess this is your fault too, in some ways.
Adios Earth, sure got you good
Like some of us were pretty sure we would
Adios Earth, you sure were swell
And perhaps we’ll see you soon again in hell
Don’t know what it was that got into us
But we sure wanted you dead
We scorched and torched your forests, choked your oceans
Poisoned you everywhere we spread
Perhaps we were all sadists, or maybe just a plague
A common sort of cancer for a planet of your age
Whatever was the reason, I guess I’m here to say
Sorry that we murdered you today
Adios Earth, it’s been fun
Seems we really pooped the bucket on this one
Adios Earth, we did you wrong
Feels super duper weird now that you’re gone
But we’re all dead now too, oh well, so long!
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14. |
Our Dumb Universe, Intro
01:20
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Podmusical New York
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