Well she rips through the doors in the Cargo Bay
She sees three dozen null defenders and she’s into the fray
Her targets raise their lasers but she rips through their hulls
In a rocket boost menu ever, sending shrapnel through skulls
She’s murdering these pilots just to buy her mama time to run
But she knows she’d be a liar if she said she wasn’t having fun
Well the Null regroup and they praise the void
They scan the scatter shattered shards of the ships she’s destroyed
They find her on some space dust, all their lasers lock
But she turbo blasts faster; all they hit is rock
Before they notice that they’ve missed her, like a missile she dives into the swarm
Carving armor, making martyrs, and she does it all with perfect form
Oh!
Ro-Battle, Go-Battle, Go!
Ripping through flesh with such efficiency!
Ro-Battle, Go-Battle, Go!
Aw… she’s so metal! Literally!
Ro-Battle, Go-Battle, Go!
They fire in dismay as she weaves through their formation
Every blast they land on her, two more send null to cremation
She pulls their squadron leader out his ship by his face
To watch his lungs exploding in the vacuum of space, goddamn!
Well the last ships charge, catch our lady off guard
She takes the impact and she flips back, hits some wreckage hard
In the moment that she’s dazed, the lasers blaze and carve;
But with the will of all first ladies she maintains and rearms
She wipes some oil from her nose, adjusts her freon hose and proudly she stands
Her reserve tanks are near empty, redirects it all to her laser hands - blam blam blam blam!
Oh! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Ro-Battle, Go-Battle, Go!
The strength of Ab’gail Adams with the grace of Jackie O
Ro-Battle, Go-Battle, Go!
With Martha Washington’s passion and the aim of Liz Monroe
Ro-Battle, Go-Battle, Go!
Blasting nulls to atoms, laughing as they go
Ro-Battle, Go-Battle, Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Aiiiiii!
Aiiiiii!
Go Go Go Go Go!
With the last of her strength
She fell from the sky
Onto an asteroid nearby
Oh but she did not die
She looks up to the stars
Diagnostics are run
Without massive repairs, and without parts to spare
Her flying days are done
But she smiles, looks around
This is her home now
There’s no battle, no battle, no
She braved battle, saved what matters most