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Praise the Ur​-​Anus!

from Our Dumb Universe, Part 2 by Podmusical

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COUNTRY SINGER

Praise the Ur-Anus, A-holy grace
The Fartus shout and tout her name
Tootus Bootus he’s their chief
Got a big ol smile grinning cheek to cheek

Prays all day to her Anus High
Tears pouring out his big brown eye
“Ur Anus, we give ourselves to you,
And song the song you taught us to, we go:”

[Farts]

Well, looking down on praiseful Tootus
The Anus heard his hallelujahs
Says, “Tootus, hear my dumpy roar!
I’ve deemed you worthy of reward!

Inspiration from on high
Take these ship plans, blessed, divine
The fastest blaster e’er conceived:
Tootus, build this ship for me!

[Farts]

Pride so full he was damn near bursting!
Tootus got his keister working
With praiseful son and joyful shout
Worked day and night to bust one out
Fin’ly to his great relief
Cooked up one so good he could hardly breath

Fartknocker was this speedy ship
Silent but steady, she truly ripped
Firing off a pressured gas
This mother really could bust ass!

Ripping through space with sweet control
She could even blast through a black hole
A-holy gift, so powerful strong
Praise the Anus! Sing her song!

[Farts]

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from Our Dumb Universe, Part 2, released December 28, 2020
Vocals by Matt roi Berger

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