Attack of the Moleantians

from Our Dumb Universe, Part 2 by Podmusical

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lyrics

MOLE LEADER
For many years we’ve lived in darkness
In the warm depths of the earth
At peace, you surface dwellers harmless
At home among the stones and dirt

But something changed to break our silence
Word came you mocked our Mole-ish ways
In a play that took poetic license
And took a punch and had some fun
Well how’s this, bud, the laughing’s done!
Up from the mud and out for blood we come!

Ha!

We know we’re nothing much to look at
We know our culture’s pretty stale
But we are sensitive and to way more than light, all right
And now you break into our home - I think it’s only fair, that we…

Stab your guts with home made daggers
Made of rock - I’m sure you think them trite!
I’m sure you’re laughing, but pretty soon you’ll all be gasping
Because the pointy side, it works just fine,
It cuts and slides in to insides, oh
and besides, I’ll confide, we’ve decided recognized
It’s too late to apologize and beg for your awful lives.

Ha!

As we form this mob around you
As we close in to seal your fate
At least we didn’t back stab your culture and your ways
At least we’re gonna stab you in the face!

Oo-oo-oo~!

Take the man from Iceland,
Shove him full of priceless diamonds
So they slice him deep inside him
And he drowns in his own juice

The fuzz man and the mad man
They are fighting back to back man,
Here’s the game plan, take this gas can,
Douse em good and light the fuse

Ah! Ah!
Where did that sad fat man run to?
AH Ah AH ah!

No bother, we’ll find him in the tunnels
Space man, that alone leaves you

CROGUS
I’ll fight every one of you until my dying breath!

MOLE LEADER
My dear I’m sure you’d fight assured
With honor, pure, and in us stir
A wonder for all of your valiance for evermore
Had Molebert not just snuck up behind you.

MOLEBERT
Hi I’m Molebert. Stab.

CROGUS
AHHHHH!

MOLE LEADER
Yes! Everyone stab him! Let’s make it a party! Hahahahaha!

Ha!