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Reality Bites
02:41
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REALITY BITES
ELSA
Oh poor Brushee, think you’re starting to crack, why you
Looking at me like that? Craving a snack? Haha!
Don’t you hate it when your food talks back? Did I
Give you indigestion? How’s your tummy feeling?
How’s the prophecy? Did I die for anything? Oh—
Oh—How many of us did you eat?
Oh—How did I feel between your teeth?
BRUSHEE
You are not real - this isn’t happening.
I must be dreaming or imagining. Unravelling?
ELSA
Call it whatever - I’ll be
Inside of you forever more! Haha!
Oh—I won’t let you forget what you did.
Oh—While others died, why should you live?
You make me sick!
BRUSHEE
Surely I wasn’t so bad all of the time!
ELSA
Yes! You really were! Don’t try to be so modest!
BRUSHEE
I did good! Least I tried…
ELSA
Brushee I’m in your mind!
I can tell when you lie - and if we’re being honest:
I was your family’s dog, am I wrong? (I mean I…)
Did you free me when your father was gone? (No, but I…)
When will you see it? Accept what you’ve done!
BRUSHEE
You are not real - this isn’t happening.
ELSA
Just like every monster
Blame those who you’re hurting
BRUSHEE
I must be dreaming or imagining. Unravelling?
ELSA
Only once you’re collared
Do you beg for mercy
I don’t mind, there’s no hurry
I’ll be with you til you break!
BOTH
Oh—
BRUSHEE
Let me die, how can I live
BOTH
Oh—
BRUSHEE
With what I am, with what I did?
My wants were everything, that was my privilege, was my claim.
No life but mine was worth my time, just the tools to chase my fate…
Just the meat upon my plate…
I was always the monster I became.
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2. |
Flødeboller
02:43
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FLØDEBOLLER
VALBORG
Flødeboller, oo! A biscuit primed for crunch
Flødeboller, oo! Topped with marshmallow fluff
Flødeboller, oo! Coated in chocolate
Simply the best that ever was!
I know it’s true, my zeal has you surprised
But what’s to do? Flødeboller’s on my mind!
Got this tattoo - so it’s on my arm too
Flødeboller, I’m in love with you!
A Danish treat, even Hamlet would have to agree:
“A perfect sweet! I’ll eat more and not be so broody!”
And there’s the thing! Add Flødeboller, no tragedy!
With Flødeboller the answer i s “to be!”
But, oh, it’s true - all things come to a close
Flødeboller, too - And how i miss it so!
Oh what I’d do! For just a taste or two -
Flødeboller, I’m in love with you!!
Flødeboller!
And oh, I think this soft world turned me hard
Oh oh, took my light, left me in the dark
Ah oo, But I still burn with that glowing spark, that warms my heart,
Defines my arc. I’ll do my part -
I can make this world right!
With oh oh, oh oh…
Flødeboller. oo! I am your only hope
I swear to you - again this world will know
Your fluffy goo, and your sweet chocolate coat
Flødeboller I will bring you home!
The world that was was imperfect, but for all it’s flaws
It was the world that gifted Flødeboller to all
And that’s the world I will lay down my life for because
It is the world that I love!
I say
Flødeboller, Flødeboller, Flødeboller, oo
Flødeboller, Flødeboller, Flødeboller, oo
ooooooo, oh yeah!
oo Flødeboller, oo Flødeboller, oo Flødeboller, ooo
oo Flødeboller, oo Flødeboller, oo Flødeboller, ooo
ooooooo, oo-oooooo
Flødeboller, Flødeboller, Flødeboller, oo
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3. |
Holey Moley Medley
02:53
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SELECTIONS FROM “MOLE HOLES AND WHOLE MOLES”
FUZZO
I’ve learned to hide in the ground
Before the see I’m around
Before they see I have an extra thumb
I get lost before I’m found out
Dig on, dig on tip you’re there
Digging to come out, not to hide
Dig down, dig into yourself
Digging tip you find what’s inside
I’m gonna dig cuz that’s all I can do
I got these paws made to make dirt move
Cuz I’m dig dig digging up a hole
Burrowing a home now, oh oh oh oh
I’m gonna dig to be all I can be
Sure it’s a hole to you, well it’s a mountain to me!
So i’m dig dig digging in the ground
Burrow tip I’m home now oh oh oh oh…
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Moleskin…
All alone in my burrow
I can still see her fur, though
Really I can’t see much…
I remember a time,
When all moles dug as one
Now the digging is done
Let the mole-mries live again
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I’m just one mole!
A simple move with simple needs
With my never ending burrowing
Eating earth worms all the day
And only coming up to mate
Just one mole
Oh just one mole to dig today!
Oh just one mole to LIVE tomorrow!
A pest to most, they seek to slay - WHY???
Because I messed up their dumb garden?
Just one mole all on my own
I dig to fill the hole inside me
SINGERS
Just one mole!
FUZZO
Every day it is a war!
SINGERS
Speaking mole-a-phorically
FUZZO
A mole I am but maybe more??
Mole mole mole mole!
Mole mole mole mole!
I know I am a mole!
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4. |
Hard Out Here for a Boob
03:53
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HARD OUT HERE FOR A BOOB
MAMA
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in all my years
It’s that a self-sufficient boob fills men with fear
You’re cool if nude, suspicious if ambitious
Everyone wants a look, but they don’t wanna listen
Cuz your shit’s tight when you’re on display
But you’re shrill if you’ve got shit to say
And then they freak out cuz you’re a talking boob
Man I ain’t got time for that
Yeah the world is full of stubby, grubby snakes
That gotta have their say to compensate
Be more aware than Cleo’s pair, stay clear!
Cuz when they’re scared they spray their poison everywhere
It’s hard enough when your body’s whole
They want a squeeze and seize up your control
Tell you “please don’t be so emotional.
Trust we know what’s best for you.”
Hell No!
This boob has got a soul!
All anyone wants is a show -
Well let me show you what a boob can do!
Please!
I’m objectified but obscene??
Indecent but pristine??
The property of society’s taboos.
So I’m hot and bothered or I’m -
I’m cold and calculating
I’m not allowed a say in
Relevant legislation
Strip me of my aspiration
Censor what is left and call it lewd
Vulgar? Immoral? Hm…
When I was woman, honey I made due
But things have changed now that I am but boob.
Those that oppose my rule will suffer great… ly
This breast is busting out, stay out my way!
Yeah!
Make way!
This boob will have her day!
And I don’t need you so say!
Just what I can or cannot do!
I’m smart!
Human and high art!
I’m sexy and in charge!
I’m powerful and taking what’s my due!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh!
It’s true!
I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do!
Sick of suffering fools
So I’m ‘a roll them down bury ‘em real deep
In the ground!
Til it’s Fuzzy all around
Not gon’ apologize or excuse
My self, I’m proud:
Cuz it’s hard out here for a boob.
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5. |
Fuzzy News
02:05
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FUZZY NEWS
FUZZO
The Fuzz’d are getting bored and pretty discontent
Inflation of the Furro leads to growing unrest
And there’s the lint roller shortages across the midwest - oh no!
But when your people get mad, don’t get sad - a leader knows what to do
Shove their heads full of circus and bread - they can’t complain while they chew
And they chew and they chew!
You gotta tell ‘em what they wanna hear!
You gotta sell ‘em what they needta fear!
You got to spell it out nice and unclear!
That’s Fuzzy News!
When the masses grow impassioned - what can help them forget?
ADVISO
Entertainment with the claim of journalistic intent!
FUZZO
Who gives a hello if it’s yellow, so long as it’s read? Ah-ha!
When the people are low, give a show, get a media win!
ADVISO
Get some straw men to kick,
FUZZO
Wag the dog,
ADVISO
They’ll tune in,
BOTH
Again and again and again and again and again and again and again!
If truth is what the people crave!
Give ‘em breaking news until they break!
Til’ they forget what happened yesterday!
That’s Fuzzy News!
FUZZO
And when the trap comes down, everyone’ll be watching
And again they’ll cheer me as their king!
ADVISO
There’s no better amusement than a public execution,
They tell me the ratings will soar!
FUZZO
And when the ratings drop off, we’ll just do it again,
When the people want more you give em more more more!
BOTH
You gotta tell ‘em what they wanna hear!
You gotta sell ‘em what they needta fear!
You got to spell it out nice and unclear!
That’s Fuzzy News!
Feed ‘em what they needta know!
Give them a monster that they can oppose!
So they forget the monster running the show
That’s Fuzzy News!
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6. |
Mercy of the Fuzz
02:26
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MERCY OF THE FUZZ
FELTINA
Let me offer you a deal:
Surrender now, we’ll be genteel.
You’ll receive a final meal
Before we skin you head to heel
And use your bones for glockenspiels
But that’s not all! We’ll kill you too.
Yes it seems too good to be true
More so than the unguarded route
Beyond that hole you could walk through
I guess you better give in to:
The Mercy of the Fuzz
Of the Fuzz
Just Because
That’s The Mercy of the Fuzz
We’ll use your skulls for candy bowls.
Also the candy is your toes.
Best just forget that giant hole
Better the devil that you know
Than the unguarded open road (undefended)
Surrender now and we’ll be just
This is a promise you can trust
We’ll round your friends and family up
Stab everyone you ever loved
But we’ll be smiling as we thrust
(Stab! Stab! Stab!)
That’s some sweet mercy right there!
There is no mercy that compares!
To:
The Mercy of the Fuzz!
Of the Fuzz!
Trust your guts!
While they’re still inside of you
And give yourself unto
The Mercy of the Fuzz!
And if you try to make an escape -
No! That would be a big mistake! (Yeah…)
Thought the abandoned galleria’s down the road just a mile
No better escape could be devised, even if we tried
Don’t you think about it…
Please don’t think about it
Oh just give in to:
The Mercy of the Fuzz!
Of the Fuzz!
Of the Fuzz!
(Don’t think about it!)
Of the Fuzz!
(Don’t think about it!)
(That excellent escape right over there!)
Oh the Mercy of the Fuzz!
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BATTLE ONE: ASSAULT ON HOT TOPIC
MOMBOT
Quickly through the aisles they run, and on they plunge through leather, chains and lace
Past a thousand Skellingtons, they hide behind the Care Bear lingerie
Fuzz Troops pursue in gothic gloom
Eerie silence fills this tchotchke tomb
Ah!
Our heroes spotted now, they flee beneath the Dr Who displays
Wading through ironic tees and over turning shelves of anime
The smother cannons flash and flare!
Smells of burnt novelties fill the air!
Nowhere left to run!
Our heroes are done!
Valborg leaps, and grabs a studded belt!
She slaps and batters the puppets in her way!
She clears a path, and runs, not looking back -
The Dankents take a hint and they escape!
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8. |
Mama's Turn
02:44
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MAMA’S TURN
MAMA SUNSHINE
Here’s the one we had mistaken
The great mistake we all keep making
Chosen one - favorite son.
Original sin, curse of the Fuzz!
My son is taken by your antics.
He’s always… been a little sycophantic.
But with you gone, Fuzz will cover all.
We’ll wipe away the shame and pain you’ve caused.
And I…
I cannot wait to see you die
See the life fade from your eyes
Those eyes of his - you are not mine!
What is this sensation? What’s my hesitation?
Forget this flow of feelings - I don’t need a reason!
He’s his father’s creature - his smugness in his features.
His sins are all I see. Same man, same selfish dreams.
Do you know what your father took from me?
My faith, my freedom, both my children and my dignity.
Do you feel him in there? See him in the mirror?
Does he torture you like me??
And I…
I cannot wait to see him die
See his life fade from your eyes
So why oh why oh why can’t I??
This feeling isn’t honest - remember all they promised.
Then I was left, forgotten. Saw the Tooth was rotten.
All the time I waited - I anticipated, this
So why m’I hesitating? Why can’t I eviscerate him???
Mama Boob is looking deep inside.
There is a glimmer in the dark - a light.
A pearly glisten asking me to listen:
Is this my boy, is this my child??
…NAH.
The moment’s gone - sense is returning.
The Fuzz is all, I am his servant.
Make his kingdom come - His will will be done.
(That’s the focus, but your croaking while you choke out’s quite the bonus.)
And I…
I cannot wait to see you die
And bring the world of Fuzz to life
I faltered, now I see the light!
The tooth in me destroyed! This boob is self employed!
Your god and, your father, die with you - their false prophet!
The chosen one, is MY son - you are not fit for my blood!
Ai-i! Ai-i-yi-i-yi-i-yi.
Ai-i-yi-i-yi-i-yi.
Ai-i-yi-i-yi-i-
Finally it’s Mama’s turn
Let Fuzz be served:
Prepare to die!
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BATTLE TWO: SIEGE OF THE FOOD COURT
MOMBOT
Chaos reigns within the Food Court, for this food fight is a war
From Arby’s to S’barros ketchup runs like blood across the floor
Our heroes scamper, blocked at every turn
Suddenly there’s no escaping left
They’re pinned down outside the Panda Express
Fuzz Troopers raise their raise their Smother Rays
The Dankents hold hands and await their fate
Then Valborg stands and hurls with all her might
A dozen mayo packets all at once!
They make shift bomb explodes, it buys them time
They run, take cover in the Stubby Subs…
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10. |
Nuliahyuk
02:16
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NULIAHYUK
I still see it in my eyes
The day the light came from the sky
And pelted felt and fluff on Disko Bay
My love and I on our canoe
The blanket waves broke it in two
I grabbed for him, but missed - he slipped away
With rage and adrenaline I fought the elements, lost.
Half alive, half remembering, I dreamed of ending it -
Soft, sweet waves - their warm embrace
The sun lit the sense in me - and I awoke to see
Surrounded by the waves
Clung to a rock, so soft, so changed
Alone, a-fuzz’d upon a blanket sea
Nuliahyuk - I cursed her name
And all the gods who could not save
My land, but most the man belong’d to me
Then came a voice to me, ‘Hush, save your energy, child.’
There, standing over me, long flowing hair, was she
Fingers gone, she too had lost
To this fuzz taking everything - but then she said to me:
‘Today our homes and loves were stolen by the Fuzz.
You curse the gods for all you’ve lost.
Well, I curse too - but now what are you gonna do?
Sit beneath the ocean until Greenland is forgot?
Or will our land tell tales of how you fought?”
“Come,” she said to me, “I know what it’s like to be left.
But you are our testament, all that is left of us -
You survived, now you must fight,
Find who’s to blame for this, stab them in the neck with your spear.”
Then she prepared for me, with bits of hair and hide of a
Caribou, a new canoe.
I sailed away and I know I’m here today to survive!
I won’t die in New Jersey! I won’t die in New Jersey! (Hell no!)
I am the fate and the fury, to all the fuzz’d and the furry (Let’s go!)
I left my land so I’d return but not before I’ve split some fur.
I won’t die here, I’ve got my spear - no - we won’t die in New Jersey! (Let’s go!)
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BATTLE THREE: THIS IS SPARTA, NJ
MOMBOT
ooo…
And Dankent turns, a thermos in his hands
It’s ten to one, he doesn’t stand a chance
Yet here he fights! Here he makes his stand
in the Garden State, this cursed and bloody land
He swings they fall, his back against the wall
When one goes down, two others join the brawl!
He hurls mugs, the dead stack up like rugs
But here she comes, the fearsome one,
Feltina grunts - she isn’t here for hugs…
She stabs at his guts
And he hits the wall
They jump as he falls!
He’s smothered in fur and covered in burns, his thermos is taken away
His vision a blur of blood and fur, his mind in a daze from the pain
He falls to the ground, they’re holding him down - she kneels, close to his face
She sees him wince, she gives a grin - he knows this is his fate
He knows this is his fate
He knows this is his fate…
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12. |
Nowhere But Together
02:59
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NOWHERE BUT TOGETHER
BERDIE
Only so many road -
Ever so much unknown
If there is a grace, I’ll be in the place
With you
Wherever I went with you
The map that our bodies drew
The atlas page I’ll trace tip it fades
With you
Ooooo-oo-oo
Ooooo-oo-oo
Ooooo-ooooo-oo
Ooooo-ooooo-oo
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo
Ooo-ooo-ooo-oooooooo
Ages come and ages go
When together, then we’ll know
I’ve missed your hands, I’ve missed my chance
With you
Bodies come and bodies go
A home to hold our hearts and bones
And where I am, it’s only home
With you.
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HARD OUT HERE FOR A BOOB
MAMA
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in all my years
It’s that a self-sufficient boob fills men with fear
You’re cool if nude, suspicious if ambitious
Everyone wants a look, but they don’t wanna listen
Cuz your ****'s tight when you’re on display
But you’re shrill if you’ve got **** to say
And then they freak out cuz you’re a talking boob
Man I ain’t got time for that
Yeah the world is full of stubby, grubby snakes
That gotta have their say to compensate
Be more aware than Cleo’s pair, stay clear!
Cuz when they’re scared they spray their poison everywhere
It’s hard enough when your body’s whole
They want a squeeze and seize up your control
Tell you “please don’t be so emotional.
Trust we know what’s best for you.”
Hell No!
This boob has got a soul!
All anyone wants is a show -
Well let me show you what a boob can do!
Please!
I’m objectified but obscene??
Indecent but pristine??
The property of society’s taboos.
So I’m hot and bothered or I’m -
I’m cold and calculating
I’m not allowed a say in
Relevant legislation
Strip me of my aspiration
Censor what is left and call it lewd
Vulgar? Immoral? Hm…
When I was woman, honey I made due
But things have changed now that I am but boob.
Those that oppose my rule will suffer great… ly
This breast is busting out, stay out my way!
Yeah!
Make way!
This boob will have her day!
And I don’t need you so say!
Just what I can or cannot do!
I’m smart!
Human and high art!
I’m sexy and in charge!
I’m powerful and taking what’s my due!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh!
It’s true!
I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do!
Sick of suffering fools
So I’m ‘a roll them down bury ‘em real deep
In the ground!
Til it’s Fuzzy all around
Not gon’ apologize or excuse
My self, I’m proud:
Cuz it’s hard out here for a boob.
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