Y stands for You, but who stands for Y?
Who will fight for the rights of those caught in the cross fire
Of our fuzzy lords, who desire our quiet demise?
We are stronger when we stand together
We’re all still just standing, but the standing is better
Come stand with us Ellen and be a protector
Of those without hope - give them life!
We can stand up to the im-fuzzable!
Rise up and touch those that think they’re untouchable!
By touch I mean we’ll puncture their lungs, it’ll be
Fun for us and for them quite uncomfortable.
But who will save us?
Only the baddest and bravest!
The Y Team!
DR LU
Trademark!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team!
DR LU
Copyright!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team! Oooo!
DR LU
Patented!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team!
DR LU
Certified!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team!
DR LU
Mailed it to herself!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team! Oooo! The Y Team.
DR LU
Intellectual property!
ELLEN
Did you just trademark every time -
PROF Y
You can never be too safe, Ellen. Sign these personality rights waivers for your, image, likeness, and traits. Look. When you come up with a cool and totally original idea.
DR LU
COMPLETELY ORGINAL.
PROF Y
In any media.
DR LU
Living or dead.
PROF Y
Plus t-shirts, posters, cross platform multi-media, possible spin-off’s …
DR LU
Y-Factor, Y-Force, Y-Statix, Y-Vengers, Yustice League –
Y-team congregate! Role call! Pantagruel!
PANTAGRUEL
Haha! Half man, all Sasquatch!
I’m a cutthroat with a fur coat the color of butterscotch!
Born in Iraq to my CIA mom - who
Left me in an orphanage to go fight Saddam!
I’ve got super strength and feelings of neglect.
ELLEN
This guy’s pretty cool.
DR LU
Just wait and see who’s next!
Jean Claude Diskette!
JEAN CLAUDE DISKETTE
Bon jour! Oh no, you see, I am afraid
There’s been un petite, well, um, how do you say… Miss…
Communication? Based on my name-
PROFESSOR Y
JCD your too humble! Ellen, let me explain
She may be modest, but she ain’t no slacker!
With a name like Diskette, she’s a master hacker!
JEAN CLAUDE DISKETTE
No! Ce n’est pas …
PROFESSOR Y
Next!
DR LU
Nerd Flexly!
NERD FLEXLY
Nerd Flexly flex cuz he is mad!
Nerd Flexly like do math and smash!
PROFESSOR Y
If I may step in again:
He was the world’s greatest
Gym rat til one fateful day
He was bit by radioactive
Nerd and gained
The proportional strength
And stamina of a Nerd
Now he crunches numbers
While crushing skulls and protein shakes!
NERD FLEXLY
What she said
DR LU
Ben Simmons!
BEN SIMMONS
That’s right! I know! Here’s my headshot.
ELLEN CANTRELL
Uh…
BEN SIMMONS
You recognized me from my Baretta guest spot.
ELLEN CANTRELL
No…
BEN SIMMONS
My claim to fame is playing Mike Brutality
For seven and a half seasons on NBC!
I played a tough guy who made some arrests…
ELLEN CANTRELL
That’s, cool. I guess.
PROFESSOR Y
Last, not least is my *special guy!*
Who will hold the team together in our most trying times:
He’s Meowmix! Meowmix! Cat with a bow tie!
ALL
Meowmix! Meowmix! Cat with a bow tie!
Meowmix! Meowmix! Cat with a bow tie!
PROFESSOR Y
Y Stands for Yes, so what do you say?
Our team needs a leader who’s clever and brave.
Also we’ve got some stuff planned for later today
So if you could just let us know
ELLEN
You want me to lead this menagerie
Of has-beens and no ones? I’ll have to say “pass,” you see -
I’m no team player. I owe you no favors.
And I’ve always worked alone.
Alone…
PROFESSOR Y
Ellen please! It’s time for you to discover
What it means to be a hero for others.
Alone we fall, but together, with numbers,
We’re a force for good, for hope in this struggle.
I know you feel it,
So come join a team that you can believe in!
ALL
The Y Team! The Y Team! The Y Team! Ooo!
The Y Team!
DR LU
Trademark!
ALL
The Y Team!
DR LU
Copyright!
ALL
The Y Team! Ooo!
DR LU
Legally protected by the Lanham Act!
ALL
The Y Team! The Y Team! Yeah!
We are we are we are we are we are a TEAM!
credits
from Days of Future Fuzz, Cast Album Vol. 1,
released April 27, 2018
Professor Y - Diana Oh
Doctor Lu - Daniel K Isaacs
Ellen Cantrell / Punchline - Lauren Shippen
Pantagruel - Arian Moayed
Jean Claude Diskette - Megan Dorn
Nerd Flexly - Eryck Tait
Ben Simmons - Carl Howell
Meow Mix, the Cat with a Bow Tie - Rebecca Soler