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PROFESSOR Y
Pardon if you will my total impatience
For quaint, man-splained takes filled with misinformation
In areas covered in my dissertation:
It hits a bit of a nerve.

DOCTOR LU
We do appreciate your observation,
But we’ve put countless hours and unnumbered equations
Into Faraday Cages, Tipler Cylinder rotations,
And to put it in the simplest terms:

PROFESSOR Y
Time travel is hard

DOCTOR LU
Time Travel is Hard!

BOTH
Time travel is haaaaard.

PROFESSOR Y
It’s energy and mass

DOCTOR LU
It’s a whole lotta math!

BOTH
Time travel is haaaaard.

PROFESSOR Y
So if you’re bored with all those laws of physics,
And if you think you got a better suggestion,
Consider:
Maybe you’re not smart?
Time travel is hard.

DOCTOR LU
Time travel is hard.

PROFESSOR Y
Just so you know, it isn’t all Deloreans and TARDIS Boxes all the time!

DOCTOR LU
La La La La La!
La La La La La!

PROFESSOR Y
You could blow up our whole timeline, major paradoxes popping left and right!

DOCTOR LU
La La La La La!
La La La La La!

PROFESSOR Y
You could kill us all!
Or maybe kiss your mom.
So maybe let’s be sensible -
Leave this to the professionals,
Cuz maybe your ideas are pretty dumb?

BOTH
Yeah?

PROFESSOR Y
The 4th Dimension is a new frontier.
Our comprehension of it’s taken years
Of careful study, lots of money…

DOCTOR LU
And YES of course we’ve seen 12 Monkeys -
Thanks for the suggestion buddy!

PROFESSOR Y
So if it seems like we’re just making up stuff,
Covering plot holes with science and numbers,
Maybe instead you could wonder

BOTH
Why the stuff we are saying makes you feel a lil’ bit dumber.

Time Travel is hard!

PROFESSOR Y
Time travel is hard!
Time travel is haaaard!
It’s a whole lotta of math,
Present future and past
Time travel is haaaard!

DOCTOR LU
It’s a massive mass of calculations,
And countless hours of observations,
Dissecting absolutes of time and space and
Avoiding mass temporal devastation.

PROFESSOR Y
So maybe don’t go off and strain your neurons.
Go with the flow and trust that we’ve got this one.

BOTH
We know you think you’re pretty sharp,
But trust us you are in the dark.
Allow us one final remark:

Time travel is hard.
Time travel is hard.
Time travel is hard.

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from Days of Future Fuzz, Cast Album Vol. 1, released April 27, 2018
Professor Y - Diana Oh
Doctor Lu - Daniel K Isaacs

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