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Hard Out Here for a Boob

from Days of Future Fuzz, Cast Album Vol. 2 by Podmusical

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HARD OUT HERE FOR A BOOB

MAMA

If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in all my years
It’s that a self-sufficient boob fills men with fear
You’re cool if nude, suspicious if ambitious
Everyone wants a look, but they don’t wanna listen

Cuz your shit’s tight when you’re on display
But you’re shrill if you’ve got shit to say
And then they freak out cuz you’re a talking boob
Man I ain’t got time for that

Yeah the world is full of stubby, grubby snakes
That gotta have their say to compensate
Be more aware than Cleo’s pair, stay clear!
Cuz when they’re scared they spray their poison everywhere

It’s hard enough when your body’s whole
They want a squeeze and seize up your control
Tell you “please don’t be so emotional.
Trust we know what’s best for you.”

Hell No!
This boob has got a soul!
All anyone wants is a show -
Well let me show you what a boob can do!
Please!
I’m objectified but obscene??
Indecent but pristine??
The property of society’s taboos.

So I’m hot and bothered or I’m -
I’m cold and calculating
I’m not allowed a say in
Relevant legislation
Strip me of my aspiration
Censor what is left and call it lewd

Vulgar? Immoral? Hm…

When I was woman, honey I made due
But things have changed now that I am but boob.
Those that oppose my rule will suffer great… ly
This breast is busting out, stay out my way!

Yeah!

Make way!
This boob will have her day!
And I don’t need you so say!
Just what I can or cannot do!
I’m smart!
Human and high art!
I’m sexy and in charge!
I’m powerful and taking what’s my due!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh!

It’s true!
I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do!
Sick of suffering fools
So I’m ‘a roll them down bury ‘em real deep
In the ground!
Til it’s Fuzzy all around
Not gon’ apologize or excuse
My self, I’m proud:
Cuz it’s hard out here for a boob.

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from Days of Future Fuzz, Cast Album Vol. 2, released May 24, 2018
Mama - Grace McLean

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