Fuzzy News

from Days of Future Fuzz, Cast Album Vol. 2 by Podmusical

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lyrics

FUZZY NEWS

FUZZO
The Fuzz’d are getting bored and pretty discontent
Inflation of the Furro leads to growing unrest
And there’s the lint roller shortages across the midwest - oh no!

But when your people get mad, don’t get sad - a leader knows what to do
Shove their heads full of circus and bread - they can’t complain while they chew
And they chew and they chew!

You gotta tell ‘em what they wanna hear!
You gotta sell ‘em what they needta fear!
You got to spell it out nice and unclear!
That’s Fuzzy News!

When the masses grow impassioned - what can help them forget?

ADVISO

Entertainment with the claim of journalistic intent!

FUZZO

Who gives a hello if it’s yellow, so long as it’s read? Ah-ha!

When the people are low, give a show, get a media win!

ADVISO

Get some straw men to kick,

FUZZO

Wag the dog,

ADVISO

They’ll tune in,

BOTH

Again and again and again and again and again and again and again!

If truth is what the people crave!
Give ‘em breaking news until they break!
Til’ they forget what happened yesterday!
That’s Fuzzy News!

FUZZO

And when the trap comes down, everyone’ll be watching
And again they’ll cheer me as their king!

ADVISO

There’s no better amusement than a public execution,
They tell me the ratings will soar!

FUZZO

And when the ratings drop off, we’ll just do it again,
When the people want more you give em more more more!

BOTH

You gotta tell ‘em what they wanna hear!
You gotta sell ‘em what they needta fear!
You got to spell it out nice and unclear!
That’s Fuzzy News!

Feed ‘em what they needta know!
Give them a monster that they can oppose!
So they forget the monster running the show
That’s Fuzzy News!