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First Ladies Action Vehicles - GO!

from Days of Future Fuzz, Cast Album Vol. 5 by Podmusical

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FIRST LADIES ACTION VEHICLES - GO!

HELEN TAFT-O-CYCLE

First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!

First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!

First Ladies on the Go! They’re here to kick some Fuzz!
Transforming into cars and trucks and bikes and stuff!

Our metallic saviors!
Now with twice the lasers!

Fuzzplanes attack - First Ladies blast them from the sky!
They pick off all survivors, leaving none alive!

Even if they’re begging
Cuz - like - how pathetic!

First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!

ANNOUNCER

Uh oh! The 3rd Felt Legion is dropping carpet bombs left and right! Who will save us?

Helen Taft Trans-morphs into Helen Taft-o-cycle! She’s hitting that ramp and doing a flip! Wow!

Martha Washing-tank brings down the BOOM on those Fuzzers! Look out boys!

These ladies Shoot hard and play hard.

Jeep Kennedy Onasis is going into turbo drive, and looks great doing it!

Mary Todd Lincoln Continental has optional twin mounted laser cannons - this time, instead of being committed, she’s committed to kicking Felt Butt!

HELEN TAFT-O-CYCLE



First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!

Check out their cool new look, all new accessories!
Massive Death Toll Battle Field Play Set sold separately

Rising into action
From the patriarchy’s ashes!

First Ladies Action Vehicles Go!

ANNOUNCER

Now with new body armor - body armor not included. For full instructions and specs send ten UPCs to First Ladies Action Vehicles 155 White House Drive, Bicentralia, NJ 07555. Sales Tax not included. Ask parent’s permission before touching or climbing into any First Lady.

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from Days of Future Fuzz, Cast Album Vol. 5, released August 23, 2018
Mombot - Hannah Fairchild
Announcer - James B Kennedy

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